[JMONT] NO RESPECT! I RUN THINGS! [TWIZTED]

[The Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado is where the PWE is hosting its end of the year PPV. Magnificence II on December 20th for the ones that have not been paying attention or just smoked too much of that good Kush that they forgot the details. Now, speaking of marijuana, hopefully everyone did their homework and understands that it is LEGAL in Colorado, but has guidelines that need to be followed. You have to be over 21 to purchase it and there are only certain designated areas where you can smoke it. It is ILLEGAL to consume it on federal lands and public places, which means no one will be getting high at the PPV, unless they are ready to do some time. Maybe this is a chance to get Charlie Jones busted on some charges and get some payback for how she has been treating me since my arrival here in the PWE. NO RESPECT I tell you.]

[But putting aside all the legal mumbo jumbo for the moment, the FOCUS needs to be on this huge PPV that the PWE has put together. 12 total matches for the packed out house of 20,000 people. We can only thank the Ball Corporation for this venue as well as the Denver Nuggets and Colorado Avalanche for re-arranging their schedules so this event can take place on this special night. There are a handful of titles on the line but the one thing that stands out is that JMont, the backbone and pillar of this company, is the 6th match of the card. Right, dead smack in the middle and against a man that has no business being in the same ring as him. Looks like the PWE and Charlie Jones are just using JMont to make sure the event sells out and merchandise sales hit the percentage they need. Because with no JMont on the card, they know that the revenue will be down as well as the PPV orders from all the homes world wide.]

[Sure Colorado has had some big moments in time, but their best moment has not come just yet. We all know about the Eisenhower Memorial Tunnel. You have America’s first openly gay governor in Jared Polis. Colorado is the first state to legalize cannabis for recreational use. The Big Thompson Flood which was considered a natural disaster. Denver finally opened its first International Airport in 1995. From the Beatles to the Democratic Elections, some big shows and gatherings have taken place. But, December 20th, 2022 is when Colorado is going to get its first dose of the one and only JMont.]

[We can sit here for months and talk about all that JMont has done for the wrestling world as well as society, charities and the less privileged. But there is no reason too because you should already know all of this. And it's a shame if you don't. The ones that believe all the lies and bullshit spoken about JMont are the ones that truly hate their own lives and have nothing to live for. Probably driving a 1986 Ford Escort with the check engine light on and making 9 bucks an hour at Jiffy Lube. Point here is that JMont is about to bless Colorado with its presence and help the economy there at the same time as well.]

[The same can not be said for some of the famous homegrown talent that has come out of Denver. Mr. Home Improvement himself, Tim Allen is one who hasn't done shit for his birthplace. Donald Cerrone of the UFC always talks about being from Denver, but what have you done for them other than getting your ass knocked out in your last couple of fights? Nothing too! And there are a few more people, but none of them are worth the mention. Point is, JMont is coming and is going to show everyone here in Denver as well as world wide just what JMont is all about.]

MONEY

[JMont has done very well for himself when it comes to MONEY. Sure, he had the Mafia family ties back in the day, but when he broke loose and did his own thing, the sky has been the limit. He could retire right now, and not only would he be set for life. Baby GMont and Austin/Toddy’s Twins would be as well if need be. But, with the holidays coming up, you could say J Mont has a little Santa in him. So, before going to Denver, he wired the Denver Children's Home $250,000 dollars to help and said after he defeats Enigma, he will double it and send another $250,000 that night. This will help all those children who have been neglected, traumatized, mental health issues, and therapeutic struggles.]

POWER

[With Fame, Fortune and Recognition…..JMont could easily run for Governor and defeat Jared Polis with no political experience or background. And why could this happen? Because when J Mont wants something, he goes out and gets it. There hasn't been anything he has wanted that he hasn't got. He wanted a World Title rematch with Allen Chaney, so instead of waiting for Charlie Jones to get her head out of her ass, JMont entered the Call Your Shot Tournament and won the whole thing. Now with a contract in hand for any title shot when he pleases, the ball is back in his court. So, not only does Enigma and Allen Chaney need to watch their backs, the Governor of Colorado does as well. If JMont likes the place, he could make a move in the political world and for shits and giggles, maybe he calls up Donald Trump to join him.]

RESPECT

[Love JMont or hate him, the respect level is there with everyone. As much as most hate to say that word about him, they truly respect what he has done. And unfortunately for Enigma, he is going to have to learn first hand just what JMont is all about. And not only once, but TWICE because it's two out of three falls. And when it’s all said and done, not only will Enigma understand what JMont is all about, Colorado will also experience it first hand.]

[Fade into JMont sitting on his outside balcony porch on the second floor. Fully decorated with the Coco Wolf designs which defines “made for life outdoors”. You have the sintra rectangular coffee table, with a porto modular sofa, a chuchumber bench, azur ottoman with storage, and last but not least, the King Solomon Royal Throne Chair in Black and Gold. And of course, that is where you can find JMont sitting at this present time. But he is not alone. He is accompanied by a 5 million dollar bottle of Vodka called The Eye of the Dragon. It is encrusted with 15 thousand diamonds and is made of hand blown glass and has a golden dragon emerging from its neck. Holding a glass half full of this Vodka, and not the Vhodka who is his bestie for all you sick minded people out there. JMont starts to think to himself.]

JMont: Some people will never get to experience what millions of dollars taste like. I get to do it in many ways. From looking at my multiple bank accounts, to my garage, to my real estate to even this glass of Vodka. I reek of millions. But the same cannot be said of my next opponent who goes by the name of Enigma. He can try to be all mysterious, or hard to figure out and hard to understand, but all of that can be solved by three letters. JKO. This man does not realize who he is stepping into the ring with. He prances around the PWE like he is the man of mystery when in reality, the only Enigma that I know is the one that came out in 2001 about a young man who races against time to crack an enemy code and solve the mystery surrounding the woman he loves.

THE REAL ENIGMA IS DOUGRAY SCOTT

JMont: And then to top it off, if you follow music, the group called Enigma has a hit song called “Sadeness, Part 1” which talks about the struggles that the average person has in their daily lives. And I can already see the struggles that the PWE Enigma is going to have after I get done with him. This is a choice that he is going to regret he made. Maybe he needs to listen to this song before he steps into the ring with me. Maybe he will think twice and not show up in Denver after listening to the words. But if he does show up, what happens to him will be all his fault.

[JMont takes a sip of his expensive Vodka and enjoys the taste of millions.]

JMont: This man known as Enigma is going to need a lot of ideas and plans to protect himself. Not even the Enigma Machine from the mid 20th century can help protect him.This machine was considered so secure that it was used to encipher the most top secret messages. And, let's not beat around the bush here. I'm going to give you a message and I'm going to be very clear about it. There are no secrets here. You can thank Charlie Jones for this one. You are not going to be facing JMont at the PPV. You are going to be facing…..

TWIZTED THOUGHTZ

JMont: And that is truly bad news for you. When that switch turns on, there is no turning it off until the job is done. The mission is simple arithmetic . 123 and 123. Let’s break this down. 1 JKO equals 123. 2 JKO’s equal 123 twice. So, if i lost you already with this formula, then tough luck because you are a stupid piece of shit. But if you understand what is going on, then you will realize all I need to do is hit a JKO and get one pinfall. Then repeat the same process for the WIN with a second pinfall. 2 out of 3 falls have been a strong point of mine with the only time I lost one was back in the OPW days to Damon Riggs, a legend in this game. But it didn't help that Demi Stratford was the ref and counted a 3 faster than Al Bundy pleasing Peg. But this time around, I will make sure to not get too COCKY when I get that first pinfall. I will attack right away after and get the job done in a timely manner. I want to make sure the fans get their money’s worth but I don't work by the hour as they stated when I took down Maladi a few weeks ago.

[Another Sip and more millions into the mouth of JMont.]

JMont: Now, I do not have much in common with this so-called “Monster” other than being from New York, in our 40’s and being 2 of the biggest guys in the PWE. But other than that, he is nowhere near me when it comes to skills, talents, looks and so on. I already know the game plan he is going to try to use on me and it's not going to work. I'm not one of these guys built like Steven Q Urkel or Screech Powers. I'm a 255 pound brick house of thoughts and terror. Not like you who is a 275 pound big ass teddy bear. You are going to need someone to hug you after all the surgeries you will need after this match. If you have a hard time moving around now, just imagine how bad it's going to be after this. I'm in the best shape of my life and flying around this ring like a luchadore. Popping JKO’s like they are molly pills. You are not ready for what I have in store for you.

[JMont finishes the remaining Vodka in his glass and places it back down on the coffee table.]

JMont: I already told the PWE that they can fine me or whatever they want to do, because I don't have time to sit down and do some questions and answers with the press. My schedule is jam packed all across the world this month. And I know you're questioning whether or not you will be able to get me into that sitdown chokeslam for a pinfall. And I have an answer for you.

NO!

JMont: Just like the sound of that buzzer on the Family Feud when someone gives an answer on the board. Not happening, bud. You might as well ERASE THAT WITH YOUR FACE and move on with another idea. All these ideas you have for me are going to CRASH and burn. I'm going to make sure that they all……

FADE TO BLACK

JMont: And another reminder. You are not facing someone from the 5BW either. You are stepping into the ring with a future hall of famer. 30 time World Champion. Former Impulse Champion and soon to be World Champion. So, all those battles you had when you won your little Liberty Championship are nothing in contrast to what is standing in front of you. Cherish the moment Enigma. You are stepping into the ring with a Legend and Pioneer of the business. Some would say a god, but I don't want to go that far. But, it's not a lie either.

[You hear a sliding door open up, and out walks Mia with a glass half full of OJ.]

Mia: Can I get some of that Vodka babe?



JMont: You know what’s mine is yours. And what's yours is mine. You can have some Vodka, but I want that ass.



Mia: I think it would be hard for you to wrestle with a big ass Georgia Peach behind you.

[JMont’s laughs at the thought of that for a minute.]

JMont: Yeah, you're right. Keep that big ol ass on you and come over here when you are done getting some of that million dollar Vodka.



Mia: I see you brought out the good stuff, but no one is here and I'm not pregnant again.



JMont: YET!



Mia: Don't start all of that YET stuff again ok?



JMont: Ok, but I just wanted to celebrate a little and relax.



Mia: What are we celebrating?



JMont: How 2022 is going to end on an amazing note and 2023 is going to be an even bigger year for US and the JMONT express.



Mia: You know i'm on board, but i'm hoping you lighten that schedule of yours a little.

[Mia, with her glass full of Vodka and OJ, takes a seat on JMont’s lap.]

JMont: Think about it babe. We are getting married on Xmas. What a great way to celebrate the holiday and enter the New Year. I have a title shot in the PWE waiting for me anytime I want. I'm still the IIW International Champion with a shot for the World Title if I can win the Ice Rumble. The WGWF has me in the world title picture because they know that's best for business. I'm still hanging around the WSOW finals. I got a tag title match with Chris Page in Entity coming up.



Mia: Don't forget about your match with Enigma in Denver. I found a babysitter for Baby G Mont, so we are all set to go together. I don't need her to see that disgusting human being at all.



JMont: Yeah, he makes the clown IT look like a Calvin Klein Model.



Mia: Who would even want to attempt to kiss or touch a man like that?



JMont: I bet Sahara would after a few drinks at the Rabbit.



Mia: Maybe afterwards, when the sex is so bad with Sahara, he can throw her through a coffee table.

[JMont kisses Mia on her neck as she starts to get in the mood. Mia turns her head and starts to kiss her man like it's a love scene in a movie. Before you know it, the glass drops to the floor and both their arms are around one another. Before they can make any more moves, you can hear crying in the background. Baby GMont must be up from her nap.]

Mia: We better stop before we have 2 babies crying.



JMont: Well, I wouldn't mind that happening to be honest babe. But I do know one baby who is going to cry like a little bitch after I get done with him.



Mia: Punk Ass Enigma?



JMont: DAMN! I love when you get into it like this babe. You better tend to the baby real quick because I'm about to TAKE YOU DOWN just like that song by Chris Brown.

[Mia rushes to see what's up with Baby GMont. JMont is standing there now wanting to make love to his soon to be wife Mia, but the baby comes first. So, in the meantime, while he is waiting, he pours another glass of Vodka.]

JMont: Man, whoever drinks Kettle 1 , Skyy or Smirnoff Vodka is drinking piss. This right here is the best Vodka i ever had. I’m gonna have to talk to Candice about bringing this to the Velvet Rabbit. Sure it cost 5 million for the bottle, but it's worth it. At least she knows I'll be drinking it when I go there.

[JMont slams down the Vodka and then thinks to himself.]

I DOUBT VODKA IS THE ANSWER, BUT IT’S WORTH A SHOT OR FIVE!

[Knowing he needs to slow down a little before he passes out like Dane Preston as he awaits a beautiful love session. And yes, I'm going there. Dane Preston is a drunk who can't satisfy his woman.]

JMont: That’s it for me. No more Vodka until after the PPV WIN and the big wedding on XMas. But that doesn’t stop me from having other drinks. I gotta drink something to celebrate all the other wins coming my way. And don't get your panties in a wad Enigma, i'm not overlooking you. OK, maybe I am because I have what I need and all I have to do now is wait for the right time to cash in this contract and get my World Title shot. I'm not playing favorites here but I really hope Allen Chaney retains that title because i want nothing more than to get my rematch with him and to win the World Title from him. I already have my first defense planned out in my head too. I'm going to make a personal visit to the house of Vhodka Black with the PWE Excellence Championship, so she can start to really miss it. Get her all hyped up and make her comeback. And that’s a rematch from the OPW days I've been waiting for. All the respect and love for my bestie Vhodka, but what better way to show the world I'm one of the best of all time then to beat Vhodka in the Main Event with the PWE Excellence Title on the line. Maybe I need to slow down again and FOCUS on the task at hand, but I can't help but jump at the future thoughts I have. But for the man known as Enigma, all the thoughts I have for him are going to be…..

TWIZTED

[JMont grabs The Eye of the Dragon Vodka bottle because who would leave a five million dollar bottle outside full of diamonds? The number one answer is…. NO ONE. Sliding the door open, JMont proceeds to the bar area in the house. He places the bottle on a glass shelf where he took it from. Remember he left 2 glasses outside, he goes back out and grabs them. This time when he comes back in, he goes to the kitchen and places them both in the sink.]

Mia: Do I look like a maid to you?



JMont: Do you have one of those outfits you can wear for me? Maybe with your ass cheeks hanging out too?



Mia: I swear, sometimes I wanna smack you in the face but after, just rip your clothes off and have my way with you.



JMont: Smack me in the face then and let’s go.

[Mia walks over to JMont and…….]

SMACK!

JMont: I guess in the meantime, I can defend my other title in the bedroom with you and practice a few moves.



Mia: I love you baby!

[JMont proceeds with Mia over his shoulder to the bedroom. Hopefully Baby GMont can nap for a little while longer because JMont is about to win in the bedroom and then win at the Magnificence II PPV.]

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