[JMONT] Aint no Sunshine! [Call Your Shot!]

STRIKE 3?

[You must be smoking some of that Godfather OG, which is the strongest strain in the world. J Mont is not ready to put a “K” on his scorecard just yet. Overcoming adversity and obstacles has been something that he is used to. So, now that J Mont has called his first shot, he has shown the world and the PWE that this is his tournament to win. Wasting no time, with one of the quickest JKO’S in his history on Maladi and advancing him to the next round. Hopefully Savannah Sunshine is taking notes because not only is a goal to win this match, but to somehow top the record breaking pinfall of about 8 seconds.]

Jorge Masvidal over Ben Askren in 5 Seconds

Leon Edwards over Seth Baczynski in 8 Seconds

Houston Alexander over James Irvin in 8 Seconds

Joe Montuori over Maladi in 8 seconds

[When you look at the list of fastest knockouts, J Mont doesn't have the record, but he is close to it. But if you know anything about math, then you will realize that J Mont tied the record. The knockouts were done and over with right away. The official called a stoppage to the match. But in J Mont’s match, he had to get the 1…2…3… So, if he got this done in 8 seconds, subtract the 1…2…3… and you get 5 which would tie him with Jorge Masvidal. So, it looks like J Mont is about to RELOAD for this Call Your Shot and not only prevent the Strike 3 that most have been trying to get on him, but hit a Homerun and break this record.]

4 SECONDS

[And J Mont will be sure that most sport reporters, paparazzi and PWE wrestlers are just going to laugh at the thought of somehow getting a win in 4 seconds. Pretty much sounds impossible, but if anyone can do it, J Mont is the man for the job. Already with a plan in mind, all that is left is the execution. And if by some chance he doesn't break the record, shit happens and all that anger from not breaking the record will come down on Savannah as J Mont will move on to the finals.]

[Records are made to be broken and that is one of the goals in this match for J Mont. Another record he is looking to break is the one that Allen Chaney is on as the Excellence Champion.]

“The best Excellence Champion to date is VHODKA BLACK.”

[And as much as she is my bestie and godmother to my baby girl Gia, it’s a title she will hold until things finish up with this Call Your Shot Tournament.]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

[You hear the sound of a basketball, but it’s not just any kind. It’s a Spalding, neverflat elite indoor/outdoor basketball. The ball bouncing up and down a few times, until the sounds stop. FOCUS in and you can see J Mont at the free throw line. He is not at a gym, arena or park. Instead, he is in his backyard where he had a custom basketball full court made. With a polymeric rubber crumb made for the foundation of the court in a light green, which is followed up with a Air Jordan Logo at the center court. Going old school with the chain nets instead of the nylon. No swishes here, nothing but chains. And finally, the Bison T-Rex International Manual Basketball Hoop on both ends of the court. And if you dont think this court is bad ass, just ask the likes of Stephon Marbury, Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving among just a few who have played here before.]

J Mont: I'm going to take my shot and I'm not going to miss.

[Before he can shoot, he hears a voice and it's not one in his head either. It's a female voice.]

Voice: You did take your shot and you didn’t miss.

[Mia appears with a smile on her face. As she approaches J Mont, he drops the ball down to the ground and extends his arms towards his fiancee.]

J Mont: And I am glad it's a shot I did not miss.

Mia: You almost did a few times, but you got lucky and the ball bounced into the hoop.

J Mont: I know things have been a roller coaster lately, but you have to know that this is all for you and Baby G Mont.

Mia: Babes, I know that. But, sometimes you need to think before you speak or act when it comes to me. You don't realize what you say sometimes and it pushes me away. I know you don't mean it and you get caught up in the moment, but i want you to know that you need to work on that shot.

J Mont: I'm sorry babe. I will make sure that is a shot that I never miss again.

Mia: Love you babe and i know on November 29th, you are going to take that SHOT and deliver.

J Mont: You know it.

Mia: But I better not see you happy in that right with Savannah. I know she's a pretty woman, so that soldier in your pants better stay down and your hands better not travel around. [Laughing because she knows J Mont fears the wrath of Mia.]

J Mont: I don't need to be called J Bobbitt, so you know damn well i dont give a shit about Savannah. All I care about is getting the 1…2…3 and that's it. My goal is to break records and score a pinfall somehow in 4 seconds. Something that Allison is used to with Dane in the bedroom. It’s pretty sad when Al Bundy can last longer in the bedroom than Dane Preston.

[Mia and J Mont enjoy a laugh together. That is followed by a big hug and kiss. Things seem to be finally getting calm in the household after weeks and weeks of ups and downs. Finally letting go of J Mont, she walks away and just for the record, Toddy and Austin are babysitting Baby G Mont. So, you don't have to worry about all the bad parents comments. Baby G is in great hands with Godfather Austin and Toddy. As she walks away, J Mont cant take his eyes off that shake of Mia’s.]

J Mont: Damn, I swear that ass is getting bigger in a good way. Women like Sahara and Savannah wish they had a booty like that. One thing that Savannah is good for is the fact that I can flip her around where she is laying with her back facing up so I can iron my shirts and pants. Other than that, she is pretty useless.

[Picking the basketball back up, a few more dribbles before he gets ready to take a shot at the foul line.]

J Mont: I find it quite comical that I'm about to take a shot and all I can think about is Mugsey Bogues who stands at 5 foot 3 driving to the hole, trying to get a shot off only to be blocked by the 6 foot 7 Deinnis Rodman. And it seems that Charlie Jones and the PWE are trying to duplicate this. You have Savannah standing at 4 foot 8, then you have myself standing at 6 foot 5. I don't see the logic as to why they think this is going to be a competitive match. The only bad thing that may happen to me is that i hurt my back bending down getting the JKO on her.

[J Mont takes the shot, and it's nothing but chain.]

J Mont: And that is how it's done. Stephen Curry may be the greatest free throw shooter of all time, but he hasn't met me on the court yet. I may send out a Tweet for a game of HORSE as i think about it.

H- HOE

O- OBNOXIOUS

R- ROTTEN

S- SCARED

E- EXCUSES

J Mont: Looks like I just won that game versus Savannah because those are just a few words that describe her. So, let's get back to Math 101 again here. 5 letters in the word HORSE minus the 4 second record im about to set in this match equals

WON!

[Still standing at the foul line, bouncing the ball with that evil grin on his face. Now, holding the ball in his arms, you can tell the thoughts are taking over his head again.]

J Mont: The best thing Savannah can do is grab Kai Stevens, Silas Andrews and Kat Bush and play the game Candyland. Grab the character called Cupcake Commons and maybe you can at least win that game. Because, when you step into the ring with me, the only thing you are going to win is 4 seconds of fame. But, I will be nice enough to autograph your shirt after because it will leave you with something at least of a winning feeling.

[J Mont wiped the ball as he saw a small spot on it. He gets into position, and once again, nothing but chains.]

J Mont: That’s 2. It doesn't matter where I am at, I'm a winner. From the bedroom, to the wrestling ring, to any sporting field to the strip clubs, to endorsements, I am always a winner. When I do LOSE, it's because of a mental mistake I make. I have learned from them and I don't plan on making any mistakes this time around. It's kind of hard to make a mistake when your trying to get a job done in 4 seconds. Working by the hour is not an option. Get the job done and move on. I don't even care who is waiting next for me in the finals. And you may think I am overlooking Savannah and looking past her, but come on now. You really think she has a chance to win this?

SHE IS NO DAVID!

J Mont: Goliath may have lost to David in the biblical story, but Savannah is not going to pull the same card. I'm the ACE of spades and there is no card she can use to upset me. She wants to fight dirty? I'm one of the dirtiest fighters in the game. She wants to try to make me submit? Get the fuck out of here. No way is a 120 pound woman going to make me tap out. Only way she will ever get this 260 pound mountain down to the mat is if she hits me with a car, but that still might not even be enough. The adrenaline I have running through my body right now is like no other. I feel like I'm 23 again and nothing can stop me. Everyone thought once I lost the Impulse Title, I was going to fold like a card player who had a bad hand in the game of Hold Em. But i love proving everyone wrong and maybe, just maybe one day they will just fuckin listen. Being the master of the mind games and always having something planned is what I'm best known for. I knew before my match from a inside source that Charlie Jones and the PWE were doing a Call your Shot tournament, but the champions could not participate in the event. I talked to Mia, Kal X Wolf and Vhodka Black about what I really wanted to do. I will take nothing away from Jason Long, but my heart was not in that match because I had one thing in mind.

REVENGE!

J Mont: That one small mistake versus Allen Chaney is haunting my conscience. I should have won that match and the fastest way for me to get back at him and get that shot at the Excellence Title was to be in the tournament. So I made it happen, and blew through that first round sending a message. Now, with Savannah in the next round, I'm going to send a louder message. If you think what I did to Maladi was quick and to the point, just wait. Like I stated earlier, records are going to be broken. Savannah, Allen Chaney and Charlie Jones can all kiss my Italian Ass.

[J Mont is ready but is Savannah? She is definitely not ready for what J Mont has in store for her. If you think that Justin Tucker’s 66 yard field goal was impressive, just wait til you see the impact of the JKO she receives. If you think the home run by Joey Meyer of 582 feet is impressive, just wait til you see how far she bounces off the mat after the JKO she has waiting for her. How about Zdeno Chara with a 109 mile per hour slap shot? Hop onto the J Mont Express because that is what it's going to feel like to Savannah after she gets run over by the 260 pound soon to be Excellence Champ.]

CHOO!!! CHOO!!!

J Mont: Let me get back on track here and finish the job. Let me nail one more free throw, so that I'll make it 3. The only number Savannah is going to remember after this match. Hearing the ref slap his hand on the mat for the 3 count.

[J Mont roars back, and the ball is up and……..once again, nothing but chain. The ball hits the ground, but this time J Mont doesn't go after the ball. Instead, he starts to walk off the court like he is a champion.]

J Mont: I didn't miss a shot here and I don't plan on missing a shot at Reloaded. We are going to be in Florida already, so there is a bright spot for Savannah. It might take her a few weeks of recovery or longer, but when she gets back on her feet, if she does, she needs to try out and be the next Tinker Bell or Tillie Tiger. And if that doesn't work out, she can go to New York City and try out for the famous play Wicked. I hear Madame Morrible might be leaving the show so it would be a perfect fit. Or maybe they will come out with another version of the Jersey Shore, and Savannah can replace Snooki. Better yet, Lil Kim is getting older, and the rap world can use a new female rapper that needs a phone book on the driver's seat to drive. At the end of the day Savannah, just know there are opportunities out there for you in this world. Just winning this Call your Shot is not going to be in your cards. You can call the PWE a home for you, but I'm going to make sure it's a broken home. Nothing is going to get in my way as I have a mission. Canibus tried to get the second round KO on LL Cool J, but he failed. Just like you will. And when it's all over, I want you to listen to a song by LL Cool J.

THE RIPPER STRIKES BACK!

J Mont: Just remember, you signed up for this and should have known that once you saw my name in the tournament, the best decision for you would have been to just walk away. But instead, you're about to put your health and career at risk. I dont give two shits to be honest. I’ll have Mia send you flowers at the hospital with a card that says…

TOLD YOU SO!

[Finally walking towards the house, he sees Mia standing at the sliding door waiting for him, but this time around, she looks ready to finally give J Mont what he has been wanting for weeks, but was cut off due to his behavior. In a match bra and thong, J Mont’s eyes light up and he starts to pick up the pace as he is taking off his clothes one by one on his way. And when he finally gets to the door, he is butt ass naked. Mia has a huge smile on her face because she loves what she sees. J Mont goes to open the sliding door, but it's locked. The smile is gone, now it's a look of confusion.]

Mia:[Yelling through the glass.] If you can find a way into the house, you can have all of this anyway you want.

[J Mont slams his fist onto the glass. You can see the vibration on the glass and now J Mont needs to figure out a plan of attack to get into the house while he is butt ass naked.]

J Mont: Ok…Ok…. Mia is testing me. She wants to play games? That’s fine. Game ON! I'm going to make sure this is a GAME OVER quickly just like my match with Savannah. I'm going to get in this house and when I get done with Mia, I'm going to call the Guiness Book of World Records and cement my name in there. Sorry Mia, but you brought this upon yourself, just like Savannah did entering this tournament. Looks like Mia is going to be a winner tonight, while on the 29th, Savannah is going to be a loser.

[J Mont runs around the house as his bare ass is out. No shame at all as he's been blessed. He has a plan of attack to get in the house and seal the deal, just like he has a plan to break records and move on in this tournament.]

“Life is like a chess board. One wrong move and you are…..CHECKMATE!”