“Nightmare Angel at the Magic Kingdom!”

It was a big time to be Chelsea Skye, the young wrestler had gotten engaged to her girlfriend Sarah Blaze at the tail end of August but the youngster’s search for her third ever title was still ongoing! At PWE Rebirth she had a chance to do just that as she was taking on Joe Mountuori and Wraith for the Impulse Championship! Throw in the fact that it was happening at Disneyworld at all places and, well, Chelsea was in for the fight of her life, can she win?

Frontierland, Walt Disneyworld, Florida
Wednesday the 28th of August 2022, 18:00pm

Hell has officially frozen over.

No, I haven’t started going to church, no, I’m not giving up either of my three careers to become a nun, what I mean is that Disneyworld, a place infamous for banning metal bands from playing at a nearby House of Blues, actually let me, Sarah and the rest of Krawling Khaos into the park! I mean sure, I’m wrestling at PWE: Rebirth on Sunday and my Triple Threat Match for the Impulse Championship is taking place here in Frontierland but it was still a surprise.

Oh yeah, the whole reason I’m in Disneyworld in the first place.

PWE’s first PPV since it’s hiatus is this Sunday and I’m competing for the Impulse Championship in a Triple Threat Match against champion Joe Montuori and fellow challenger Wraith, after spending a good chunk of the Summer of Disappointment chasing after titles all over the place and still getting nowhere near my goal this would be the perfect way to cap this whole thing off, especially since I’ve got my wedding to Sarah coming up!

Oh yeah, there’s that too! Sarah was the one who popped the question and yes, our celebration went on all night and kept the neighbours at our hotel (we were in Las Vegas at the time) up all night!

”Yes, I flashed the devil horns just in time for Splash Mountains photo!” I exclaimed happily as we watched the photos develop, we were sitting in the Golden Oak Outpost getting something to eat whilst admiring the photos from the ride we were just on. ”Still can’t believe you managed to talk me into going on Splash Mountain Sarah!”

”Not the first time I’ve gotten you wet!” Sarah joked and the ones who were in on the joke reacted appropriately to the joke, luckily that was entirely within our group since most of the others were too young/far away to understand/hear. ”So where next? There’s still Tom Sawyer island or the Country Bears Jamboree.”

“I don’t think we, as professional musicians can sit through the Country Bears Jamboree without cringing ourselves to death.” Julian pointed out and I had to admit that the band’s bassist had a great point. “Now Chelsea on the other hand? She’s hardly professional so she’ll be just fine!”

”Haha, very funny.” I responded as I rolled my eyes and my bandmates just had a good laugh at my expense. ”Especially since I’m the one who came up with most of our song ideas, doubly so on the new album.”

“And we’re the ones who usually refine them, or flat out reject your less inspired ideas like Krawling Khaos the song.” Taylor pointed out and I groaned in response remembering that incident from when Krawling Khaos was still recording the debut album Kingdom of the Scorned. “And no, we’re never letting you live that down.”

”I accidentally spell out the initials to the Klu Klux Klan once and it hounds me to this day!” I muttered under my breath after making sure that no one could overhear me that wouldn’t understand the context and I found myself in trouble as a result, luckily I was safe as far as THAT possibility was concerned. ”Anyway, wanted to run this idea by you guys, since me and Sarah are getting married, what about doing the next album with a wedding theme?”

“You mean like “The Skinless Bride” by The Grotesquery?” Trent asked and whilst I had a feeling I had seen that idea before it wasn’t going to be an exact copy of that Rogga Johansson album. “If we can pull it off, why not?”

”Our first two albums were influenced by the SCP Foundation, so why not?” I pointed out and the rest of the band nodded in agreement before I decided on a course of action. ”Let’s do that Tom Sawyer ride, what’s the worst that can happen?”

“Now we’re talking!” Julian responded before we ordered our food and ate it, after that? We got on the ride and had a good time.

Frontier Trading Post, Frontierland, Walt Disneyworld Florida
Thursday the 29th of September 2022, 11:00am

Yep, they haven’t kicked me out yet.

We’re still in Frontierland because I’m trying to figure out how the match was going to work, oh and we’ve been to the other areas of the park as well.

When in Rome do as Romans do, when in Disneyworld? Go to as many places as you can over the weeklong period!

Anyway, me and Sarah got up ahead of the rest of the band and are checking out the shop in search for something to buy, mostly gifts for when we get back to Chicago because that was one thing I neglected to do during my recent excursion to England, why? Because me and Sarah were to busy checking out the UK Metal Scene and trying to get a Krawling Khaos UK Tour organised by meeting up with promoters in between my Zion and EWC commitments.

As for whether that had the desired effect? Watch this space!

”So, that’s my older sisters covered.” I commented as I grabbed a handful of gifts and popped them into the bag. ”Just need something for my niece and nephew now.”

”Your niece and nephew are still in the single digits, aren’t they?” Sarah asked and I nodded to confirm that fact. ”That should make sorting out their gift easy enough, but then again your niece is autistic isn’t she?” Sarah asked and I let out a sad sigh before nodding.

”Nattie is, and it’s pretty severe, she’s on the high functioning end of the spectrum but she has her difficulties.” I explained with a nod before grinning to myself. ”That said, she does love anything to do with Frozen so she’s easy to please at least.”

“Can I help you ladies with anything?” One of the store assistants asked and we turned to him, the kid couldn’t have been much older than nineteen at most.

”Yeah, I’m looking for something Frozen related for my niece Nattie.” I responded as I turned to him and the assistant nodded as he got the idea. ”She has severe learning difficulties but she loves pretty much anything to do with Frozen.”

“Yeah, I understand that my little brother’s the same way.” The assistant nodded sympathetically before leading us to another part of the store where a bunch of Frozen merchandise was on sale, and it was at that point that I thanked my EWC earnings as I got an idea. “Take your time, I’m sure she’ll love anything you buy her.”

”Yeah, I’ll just go ahead and buy one of everything Frozen related.” I informed the store assistant who nearly fell over when I told him that. ”Don’t worry, I’ve got more than enough money to cover it.”

“I’m not worried about that, it’s just not every day that I get that order.” The assistant responded before me and Sarah helped him get the Frozen merchandise of the shelf, we would end up returning to the hotel room we shared a bit later to sort through it all but I’m getting ahead of myself, once I paid for the stuff (plus the gifts for my sisters and my nephew) with one of my credit cards we were on our way.

”The things I do for my niece.” I grumbled to myself as I dragged the bags behind me and Sarah helped me out. ”At least the look on her face when we give it to her will make all this worth it.”

”She’ll love it, trust me.” Sarah responded before we spotted a guy in a Goofy costume walking by and Sarah got an idea. ”Want to get a photo op with Goofy?”

”There’s no way I’m saying no to that!” I responded before I called over Goofy for the photo op, I took a couple of selfies with Goofy before Sarah took the rest and another customer took a pic of us with the Goofy costume guy where we were playfully kissing the guy in the Goofy Costume on the cheeks.

Feel free to make your own jokes about one of Goofy’s catchphrases as it relates to that last bit.

Frontierland, Walt Disneyworld, Florida
Thursday the 29th of September 2022, 14:00pm

*promo time*

How many other times am I going to get a chance to cut a promo at Walt Disney World? I rest my case.

”The Nightmare Angel at the Magic Kingdom? Hey, I guess miracles can happen and they let the world’s only Death Metal Porn Star into Disneyworld, okay I guess the match I’m promoting has something to do with it!” I commented as I flipped some hair over my shoulder. ”And this match is a big one for me because anyone who’s been following my career all year long knows that I’ve been pursuing my third ever championship reign since SRW went on hiatus earlier this year and this match is for the Impulse Championship, my opponents being fellow challenger Wraith and the soon to be chump Joe Montuori!”

This will be good.

”Feel free to make your own jokes about my porn career but this isn’t the first time I’ve gone at it with two guys at the same time! First time at Disneyworld? Yeah, but not the first time in general!” Yes I did need to get that joke out of my system! Sure, it got me a few dirty looks from the other patrons but I just flipped them off as I continued. ”Jokes aside, my goals in this match couldn’t be simpler, beat off Joe and Wraith to the pleasure of the crowd and come out on top! Okay, I swear, that’s my last threesome joke for this promo, low hanging fruit and all that shit, but my real goal in this match is to win my first title in PWE!”

Obvious isn’t it?

”And the award for most obvious statement uttered by a wrestling death metal porn star cutting a wrestling promo at Disneyworld goes too…………ME!” I shook my head as I realized just how incredibly specific that award was but I don’t care. ”I’m pretty sure no one’s taking that award from me for the rest of this Disneyworld Trip but we’ll see what happens! Joe and Wraith may be talented wrestlers but for every ounce of talent those guys have I have just as much determination to see me through to my first ever title in PWE and they aren’t getting in my way of that goal!”

It's that simple.

”When you wish upon a star, your dreams will come true, that’s how the most overplayed song in Disney history goes right? I don’t even like Pinocchio that much but I know that fucking song like the back of my hand! Well, it’s too early in the day for there to be any stars in the sky so if there is any star I’m going to wish upon, it’s me!” You heard me as I flipped some hair over my shoulder. ”Because if I’m not going to bet upon myself, who will? My fiancé doesn’t count by the way because she’s going to be inherently biased for obvious reasons, but hey at least the Impulse Championship will make for a killer wedding gift! Oh wait, have I told the guys in PWE that I’m getting married?”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

”I mean, they had to have seen my Twitter post about it, right? Whatever, the Impulse Championship will be my wedding gift to myself and I’ll be walking out of the magic kingdom with that title!” I said as I flipped some hair over my shoulder. ”And nothing Joe or Wraith can do will stop me! And I’m starting to sound like a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain, great! But regardless of which villain I should like “The Nightmare Angel” in the Magic Kingdom will not end in tears as Chelsea Skye will show Joe and Wraith why the Skyes the Limit!”

I headed back to my hotel as the scene fades.