[JMont] Champions Train, Losers Complain [Impulse Champion]

[Orlando, Florida has been the site of some of the most amazing things in the state of Florida. From Disney World to Universal to about 100 lakes. No wonder they garner around 60 million visitors a year. And lets not forget about the Orlando Magic, Orlando City and UCF Knights Football. A great place to live as well as go on vacation or just a weekend getaway.]

[But something else is about to go into the history books for Orlando, Florida. Mark this date on your calendars. October 3rd, 2022. PWE presents REBIRTH and it’s where J Mont will defend his Impulse Championship against Wraith and Skye. The history being his first title defense on his quest to becoming the best ever Impulse Champion and longest reigning champion in any federation world wide. Every mark in history has to start somewhere, and this is where J Mont’s begins.]

[Things pick up at the estate of J Mont back in NYC. The newly built mansion has been a dream come true for J Mont, Mia and Baby G Mont. With so much space and so many rooms, you might need Google Maps to get around so you don't get lost. But, right now, no one is lost. J Mont is laying in bed still, enjoying some relaxation and down time. He’s been at the gym busting his ass to keep his fine physique, out shooting TV commercials, working on more endorsements and fighting all over the United States it seems. Doing it all for his family and his career resume which is longer than the Declaration of Independence. And speaking of history again, J Mont is scrolling through his IPad Pro, obviously looking something up but also comes across something in the search bar when he starts to type.]

JMont: Who was looking up sex board games and whips with handcuffs? [J Mont knows this wasn't him and it could be only one other person who knows his password to log into the IPad.] MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The scream was probably heard around the corner at the local pizzeria; it was so loud. I'm sure Baby G Mont woke up from this, but there were no cries or screams from her. Mia comes around the corner and into the bedroom.]

Mia: You ok Baby?

JMont: Yeah, just wasn't sure if you wanted to play any board games later on with me?

Mia: Remember, Vhodka and Vin are coming by today?

JMont: That is today? Man, I'm losing track of time. I need to WHIP myself for forgetting that. Maybe I should be cuffed and have the key thrown away.

[Mia is looking at her man trying to figure out what is going on, but then she sees the IPAD and her eyes light up.]

Mia: I can explain love.

JMont: It’s ok babe. I was just seeing if you were ever gonna tell me you wanted to do things like this. We usually tell eachother everything.

Mia: I wanted to surprise you one night but I guess the surprise is ruined.

JMont: NEVER babe. Order it and I'll make sure I also bring the Impulse Title into the equation too.

Mia: Can you wear just the belt for me again so when I take it off, I get the real championship?

JMont: It’s all yours wifey and I'll make sure this belt stays with us too.

[Mia blows a kiss at her man as she leaves to check on Baby G Mont, leaving J Mont alone in bed still. He is still on his IPad as he types in the search section.]

FRONTIERLAND

JMont: I know Charlie has a thing for me, but I wonder why she would mention Frontierland and my match in the same sentence? She knows damn well she can't have any of this and I'm not going to sacrifice my family or Mia for a night of passion with her. She is not getting any of the D MONT, so she won't be flying to any Frontierland because of me. And Mia, hands down blows Charlie away head to toe. But, enough about Charlie and Mia. That is one threesome that will never happen in this bed.

[J Mont laughs at himself, but deep down, he has to be full of shit. He wouldn't turn that down, would he? No one will ever know the answer to this but that's not the point right now.]

JMont: With everything going on, the time is to FOCUS on the PWE and my IMPULSE title. Business is already done in the IIW. I retained my International Title. Golden Ticket is all set up with Denzel. My debut in the WGWF is all planned out. All that is left now is my title defense against Wraith and Skye. When I think of them 2, it reminds me of the song WAP. Wet ass Pussy, but change it to WAS. Wet ass Shit, because that is what the 2 of them are. SHIT to me.

[J Mont starts to bop his head around now that the REMIX of the song is in his head.]

JMont: REBIRTH is the place where I will show the world just how dangerous I can be when my back is against the wall. My brother P Mont ruined my last match versus Jason Long as my warm up before my title defense. And then Charlie decided it was best to make this a triple threat match meaning i can lose this title without even getting pinned. I know that is her plan. I'm sure she gave a bonus to Wraith or Skye to just lay down for one another so that i lose. Meaning one can win the title, one wins bonus money and i lose the match and title. Sounds about right if you ask me because Charlie can't stand the fact that myself and LCP are running things here in the PWE. News Flash! We aren't going anywhere and this title aint going anywhere either.

[Looking through his IPad still and looking over some information about Frontierland because maybe, just maybe that is way for Charlie to fuck over J Mont during the match.]

JMont: There are so many places she could have picked from. Main Street USA, to Adventureland to Liberty Square to Fantasyland to Tomorrowland but she picked Frontierland. So, I guess it's time for me to do a little studying so I am prepared in the back of my head for anything. Already fighting a uphill battle in a triple threat match, and worrying about if Charlie will do something to fuck me over. I need to be 110 percent prepared for anything.

[Thinking to himself for a moment.]

JMont: It has 3 things I love in life. Attractions, shopping and dining. But one thing I love the most other than Mia and G Mont, is GOLD. This title cant leave my side. I can't let it happen. I will make sure of that. I will make sure Wraith and Skye enjoy this ride because they are going to see J Mont stay on top of the mountain. And they are going to take a ride all the way down the mountain to the bottom and splash. Then, while I'm at the top, I'll be singing Jamboree by Naughty by Nature as they are at the bottom hearing the sounds of defeat. But there is some good news for them. They may not get this Impulse title, but they can stop by the Frontier Trading Post and get a replica title if in stock or a toy to cheer themselves up. I may even be a nice guy and get them each a gift card for the Golden Oak Outpost so they can get a nice night out and try to enjoy something because they won't enjoy what i'm going to do to them in that ring.

[J Mont scoots himself up in the bed so he sits up a little higher.]

JMont: Wraith…..definitely need to get the baby powder out, pour some on my hand and slap this bitch right in the face like the punk he is. Running his mouth like he is some sort of challenge. He needs to watch MTV The Challenge and realize that I am CT and he is JOSH. Insiders will understand this comparison. Running around also claiming to be the best second generation athlete around. Let me educate you on something. You are far from a top second generation athlete. You're at the bottom like mud on the bottom of my sole. When I think of the second generation, I think of Peyton Manning, Barry Bonds, Steph Curry, Ken Griffery Jr and many more. But there is one thing SECOND that you achieve and that's in our match. You will get the silver. So close, but yet so far. And don't think that you can go study up on me and get the upper hand. Sure last year, I had a grueling match in FIGHT NYC and lost to your mom TARA, but I was preoccupied with the whole Allison-Dane thing going on. You will get nothing from that match other than your mom got lucky. And she didn't get LUCKY the day she slept with someone because you were born. Nothing but a disappointment in her life. Do you understand me? Let's break it down in a few ways that you may understand.

YOU ARE NOT BEATING ME!

NO ME ESTÁS GOLPEANDO!

JMont: I would have tried it in Tlingit but not one speaks that bull shit. So, don't get angry at me and blow a gasket because of my comments. I know how much of a short fuse you have. And that's a sneak peak of a part of my plan. To light that fuse and watch you implode in that ring. Get in your head and watch you make mistakes. Ask Dane Preston. Ask Paul Montuori. Ask Ricky Rodriguez. I am one of the best in the business at what I do and that is MIND GAMES. I will let you think you are winning and have the upper hand, then BOOM! You will be on your back, staring at the SKYE, counting the stars, but you will only need to pay attention to 1-2-3. Yes, I know we have someone else in this match, but I will spare her the embarrassment from the pinfall and make sure you are the one I pin in the middle of the ring to keep my title. I will make sure your mom Tara gets a IM SORRY note from me, but I had to do what I had to do. I would have gone easy on you, but that was until you ran your mouth to people and just wouldn't shut up. The shittiest thing other than your boxers after you feel a dominant JKO will be that you cant even go to the store after to get a 12 pack to drink yourself into a stupor.

[J Mont looking around the room for no reason, other than to rest his eyes for a moment before he gets back to work.]

JMont: And that other person is Chelsea Skye. The Nightmare Angel. I'm still trying to figure out what she has done to get involved in this match. But, one thing is for certain, she will leave Orlando with a better understanding of what a Nightmare really is. She is going to get eaten alive like Jaws in the water. This may even be her Final Destination here in the PWE when I get done with her. And if she wants to run her mouth like Wraith, I can turn into the Psycho and put her into the mental hospital. And after this match is over, she will be having Haunting nightmares that will never go away. I will do what it takes at any cost to keep this title around my waist. Blood, sweat and tears. I hate to say it all the time, but it's a slogan I have lived by since day one in this business. Chelsea will learn that first hand.

[J Mont lays down his IPad and crashes his head back into the pillow as he looks up at the ceiling. Twizted Thoughtz? No, just some thoughts running through his mind which is a common thing for himself.]

JMont: And who in their right mind would name their daughter Chelsea? Sounds like your mother was on some strong pain meds and drugs when she picked that name out. Cause i'm laying here and cannot come up with anyone worth a damn with that name. And you're on that list as well. You aint shit and wont be shit either. Best thing you can do is get back to what you might be good at, which is track and field. And RUN away after this match. Just keep running like your Forrest Gump and never look back. You will never be able to recover after what I do to you in this ring. You can thank Charlie for that too. Don't blame me for what happens. She booked the match and you signed off on it. Two bitches to blame, not me.

WHENEVER A PROBLEM ARRIVES, DO THREE THINGS!

FACE IT

FIGHT IT

FINISH IT

JMont: And the problem in front of me is Wraith and Chelsea. 2 young kids trying to make a name for themselves against one of the best. It’s not a problem really, but more of an annoyance because I have better things to worry about then fighting Kelly Kapowski and Zach Morris. And they won't be Saved by the Bell either. When that bell sounds, that's when their downfall begins. The Train of J Mont will start up and won't stop until I run them both over. Don't stand on the tracks when I'm coming because that is one way to be struck by THUNDER and run over by a RUNAWAY TRAIN. Your best bet to get GOLD is not going to be from me. You need to grab some hammers, chisels, shovels and a minecart and go gold mining. That way, you can get some gold and say you won at something. REBIRTH is not going to be the place for you to say you WON.

[You want a great American tale, read up on the Mythology of Pecos Bill.]

JMont: I should make a movie. I got the money and connections to do it, so it shouldn't be that hard to start. I would call it Pecos Bill and Jill. It would star Wraith and Chelsea Skye. And yes, before anyone tries to judge me, they would get paid very well for doing this. And why would I want them to take part in this movie? Simple!. Both of them remind me of stretching the truth and exaggerating their abilities. The truth is simple. I'm keeping my Impulse Title and they will be on the losing end. They are already saying all over social media they are taking me down. Stretching the truth right there for sure. I may get taken down by accident, but that's about it. And they say they also think they are so smart and athletic because they are young. Keep exaggerating and thinking that is going to get you to upset one of the best in the game. The PWE is all about J Mont and LCP and the sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.

TO READ WITHOUT REFLECTING IS LIKE EATING WITHOUT DIGESTING!

JMont: And as I think about it, I can't let you both leave Orlando empty handed. I will make sure you get a Souvenir or two. Maybe the 50th Celebration Minnie Premium Sipper from Pecos Bill’s and if you also need some snacks for your flight back to Alaska and Chicago, may I recommend the Sun bonnet trio salad with chicken or the walking taco. Both great choices. So, at least you leave with something. With the fact that you can tell all your friends, family and future kids you stepped into the ring with J Mont and lost, but had the match. And also, you're leaving with a few items courtesy of ME. And another piece of advice and I cannot believe I almost forgot this. I'm going to buy you the book of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain. Read the book because there are some life lessons that you both can learn from it. Spoiler alert, it's about listening to your elders. So, listen up. You chose to come to battle with me, and I know you are both not on the same side, but you actually are in reality. You both want to take me down and win this title. You both want to do the dirty work of Charlie and make sure I leave Orlando with nothing. But you need to listen to me and all of the reporters and insiders. Stepping into the ring with J Mont right now may be career suicide. My only loss in the last few months was to the World Champ Allen Chaney only because of one small slip up i had with a right hand. I know what I need to do next time. And there won't be any slip ups this time. The plan will be executed to perfection and nothing will stop me. Not a Wraith. Not a Skye. Not a Charlie. Not anyone. Try to stop myself and LCP, and you will be in the woods, within an inch of your life, fighting to stay alive only to be attacked by some bears, and these bears won't be singing either. Don't believe me? Google it bitches because J Mont backs up his words and threats and executes plans better than anyone out there today.

[J Mont finally gets out of bed and only if all the women of America could see this. Only wearing a pair of Gucci Silk boxer briefs in red. The chiseled body of art looks amazing as always.]

JMont: Mia….Baby!

[You think Usain Bolt is fast, Mia was there in the bedroom within seconds. And when she sees her man standing there looking all good and just in those Gucci briefs, her eyes light up and a huge smile on her face.]

Mia: You need to stop before we make another baby so soon.

JMont: We can afford it and have the space and I'm not going anywhere.

Mia: Can we enjoy Baby G Mont first for a while and enjoy some time together doing things?

JMont: Speaking of that, when I get back from Orlando with my Impulse title the first week of October, let's plan a night out together. I can make some reservations at Gage and Tollner, cause I know you love their martinis and steak.

Mia: Can we go out dancing after?

JMont: We can go to the PHD Rooftop Lounge at Dream Downtown. You know we always run into some of our celeb fans there.

Mia: As long as the female ones know you are off the market. They love to flirt and throw themselves at you.

[J Mont adjusts himself down below.]

JMont: They all want this babe, but they can't have it. I'm all yours.

Mia: Want me to see if Voo can watch Baby G Mont?

JMont: I know someone else that may do it because I know Voo has a lot going on with the Rabbit in NYC and Vegas.

Mia: WOW! You actually care about Voo?

JMont: Of course. She is our godmother for Baby G and married to my boy Page. End of the day, I may have given her hell but I got her back.

Mia: Love you baby. Handle it while I get back to the baby.

[Mia leaves the room and J Mont picks up his IPhone. Going through his contacts, he selects the name…….]

KAT

[The phone is ringing and I'm pretty sure she has the same attitude of answering a call from J Mont like Allison did back in the day.]

RING!

                                        RING!!

                                                                                RING!!!

                                                                                                                        RING!!!!

[Finally you can hear that the call was picked up.]

Kat Jones: Hello! Who’s this?

JMont: Don’t act all dumb now!

Kat Jones: How in the hell did you get my phone number?

JMont: Page of course, but i also called Mac to verify it as well.

Kat Jones: I am going to kill both of them. What do you want?

JMont: Have you ever seen that show Full House?

Kat Jones: Yes… Why?

JMont: Are you a fan of Jesse or Joey at all?

Kat Jones: No I am not.. Stop with the bullshit. What do you want J.

JMont: I need for you in 2 weeks to come babysit Baby G Mont for me.

[Kat snorted and laughed.]

Kat Jones: Hell no.

JMont: You know HELL is a bad word and a bad place to end up.

Kat Jones: It is the least in my vocabulary and I already have a room set up there and the wifi password. I am not babysitting your kid.

JMont: Do I need to call Mac or Page about this? Not being a team player?

Kat Jones: Mac already knows this and Page knows better than to ask me to do that. Try again Joey.

JMont: Don’t make me call my boy Austin Ramsey and get the number for Jason Cashe and have him help me out on this.

Kat Jones: Go for it. I am not babysitting.

JMont: I have another plan and one of Mia’s best friends is Toddy. She will help me get you to do this.

Kat Jones: Toddy is my bestie and she knows damn well that I do not babysit anyone’s kid. Try again Joey..

JMont: Between Page, Mac, Austin, Cashe and Toddy, they will convince you to babysit for myself and Mia.

Kat Jones: Mac is my brother.. Cashe is my other brother.. Toddy is my bestie.. Hell to the no it is not gonna happen. Cheap skate get a babysitting service to do it.

JMont: We don't trust many people and you came highly recommended.

Kat Jones: Now that is a load of bullshit if I ever heard it. It is not going to happen Joey.. Deal with it. Now do you have any other business or am I going to be bored to death with idle threats to babysit your kid a little longer?

JMont: Just like the ending of a show……Stay Tuned!

Kat Jones: You are an idiot.. Bye Joey good luck finding a babysitter.

[click.. ]

J Mont: That bitch. Unbelievable. Wait til she needs a favor from me. I'm the one that everyone comes to because of my connections and resources. That’s OK. She will come to her senses. It’s going to be an amazing night for me and Mia. Retaining my Impulse Title then living it up in the city together. I might need to take some notes while I am in Orlando though because I know when Baby G Mont gets a little older, she is gonna want to go there.

[Pauses.]

JMont: All i know is that the PWE is going to be put on notice once again. If you dont want to hop onto the J Mont Express, then get the fuck out of the way. I am on the tracks and there is no stopping me. Lighting, Thunder, Earthquakes. NOTHING will get in my way. CHOO CHOO!!!! This will be the last chance for everyone to hop on board with myself and LCP. You don't want to be the only asshole standing at the train station as we go by and you get left behind. We are at the top of the MOUNTAIN and we are not going anywhere.

[J Mont walks into the bathroom and as the door closes behind him, the scene fades out.]

“EVERYONE WANTS TO RIDE THE TRAIN, BUT NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO LAY THE TRACKS.”