[JMont] Another LONG night for someone. [Impulse Champ]

YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.

BUT YOU LIVE, YOU LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.

[It’s been a while, but JMont finally tasted defeat. Not something he was wanting to taste. Usually it's some Italian food, some wings from the Velvet Rabbit & WINS he tastes, but this time, the taste of defeat crossed his plate. It was bound to happen sooner or later. And I mean, losing to the World Champ Chaney is not the end of the world. As a matter of fact, it could have gone the other way if you watched the match. One bad wild right hand & it ended with the Punchline. But make no mistake about it. JMont took Chaney to the limits and Allen knows another match with JMont is in his near future. But for now, it's another day in the office.]

Thursday Night September 8th

[You can see JMont in his man cave. And if anyone cares, this man cave is going to be featured on MTV Cribs in December, so stay tuned. But, just to give everyone an idea & vision, you have theater seating for the Samsung Wall TV, which is the biggest around. And just like JMont as well. Ask Mia But this 292 inch MicroLED TV is one of a kind & just what a guy needs for sports. Scroll around & you will also see a pool table, 2 dart boards, A Meneghini La Cambusa Fridge, custom sound system, arcade games, sports memorabilia, & to top it off, a 375 gallon custom faux reef aquarium built into the bar. Yes, only JMont is crazy enough to make a man cave like this.]

[You then hear some footsteps leading down to the man cave. And they don’t sound like Mia’s because they are aggressive.]

Voice: Stafford gonna light it up for my fantasy team tonight BITCH!

[Down the steps he comes. Cousin Giuseppe has arrived.]

JMont: Dude, I won the league last year & I'm going to win it again this year.

Giuseppe: You don't have Kupp this year. You got no shot.

JMont: I got the second best thing in Stefon Diggs.

Giuseppe: He’s a bum. I'm so pumped I get to play you week 1 & watch you crumble in person. Stafford is going to throw for 400 yards & Allen Robinson is going to have 100 yards receiving.

JMont: Cuz, Diggs alone is gonna outscore those 2 bums & ill be on my way to murdering you this week.

Giuseppe: Why do you gotta lie? You ain't winning nothing but an ass kicking.

JMont: Maury called & yes i have his number on speed dial since the show i did on there with him was the number 1 most watched & talked about. He said the lie detector test determined that was a lie. You are going to come in last place again.

Giuseppe: Fuck you & Maury. Let’s place a bet on this.

JMont: How much?

Giuseppe: I don't have pockets like you, but what about title for title?

JMont: You don't have a car in my price range Cuz.

Giuseppe: You scared that you are going to lose 3 times this week?

JMont: 3 times?

Giuseppe: To me in football, your car & to that punk Jason Long.

JMont: Who the fuck is Jason Long anyway? And you're on you little bitch.

Giuseppe: OK! My 2017 Mercedes Benz S550 AMG for your Bugatti Veyron.

JMont: That’s like my match with Jason. How does this bet even make sense? I'm gonna bet a 1.5 million dollar car like myself & your gonna bet a 500 dollar car like Jason? Go back to school & learn some fuckin math there Billy Madison.

Giuseppe: I knew you were too scared to back up all this talk..

JMont: Fuck it. It’s only a car & I won't lose. I’ll give the Mercedes to Madison so she can practice driving. And if she ruins it, who cares.

Giuseppe: I can’t wait to see your face after this week.

[JMont & Giuseppe shake hands on the bet & then walk over to the bar. JMont grabs the good stuff which is Johnnie Walker Master’s of Flavour. 48 year old blended scotch. He pours himself a glass & one for his cousin as well. They then proceed to make their way over to the couch. They both take a seat & stare at the 292 inch TV that's like being at the game.]

[3 minutes until the half & Stafford to Kupp. TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!]

Giuseppe: Yeah Bitch, I told you.

[JMont shakes his head as he watches the extra point shoot through the uprights. The last few minutes go by with a field goal by the Rams as Halftime appears. JMont is ignoring his cousin for the moment as Giuseppe is gloating & smiling like he just got a new set of teeth like Hitman from Wild N Out.]

HALFTIME ENDS

[As the second half goes on, Buffalo is running away with the game. Stafford is throwing interceptions like no tomorrow. The Buffalo defense is swarming all over the field like bees. The Rams cant get anything going on offense & their defense looks like they can't even stop the Little Giants. Fast Forward & we are in the middle of the fourth quarter & the Bills are up by 2 touchdowns & driving again.]

DEEP PASS TO THE RIGHT

[Diggs catches the pass & runs for 53 yards & TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JMont gets up & throws a pillow into the face of Giuseppe.]

JMont: That’s the game BITCH! Diggs is killing it out there. What’s your boy Stafford doing? Is Allen Robinson even playing?

Giuseppe: There is still 9 minutes left in the game.

[Fast forward the 9 minutes & the game is OVER. The Bills killed the Rams & looks like JMont is on his way to winning a Mercedes once the week is over. Looking at his cousin & laughing, he grabs out his IPhone to look up some stats.]

JMont: Stafford had 240 yards, 1 TD & 3 picks. 9 whole whopping fantasy points. HAHA! You are better off with Reverend Tim Tebow in there. And what was the other scrubs name? Jason Long?

Giuseppe: Allen Robinson. And I don't want to hear it.

JMont: I don't even see his name. Oh wait, there it is. All the way at the bottom of the stats. 1 catch for 12 yards. [JMont busts out into laughter.] I think Urkel with the suspenders & all could have had at least 2 catches. He got you a whopping 2 fantasy points. You got 11 points with your 2 players.

Giuseppe: The week is not over yet. And I hope Jason knocks you out like Craig did to Deebo.

JMont: You're dreaming & Jason is as well if you both think you are going to win this week. Look at my boy Diggs. 8 catches for 122 yards & a TD. 28 fantasy points to your 11. Your fucked man. And my boy Tom Brady, on Sunday night will show you what a true QB & GOAT does.

Giuseppe: Fuck you & pretty boy Tom. It’s not over til the fat lady sings.

JMont: Is your girl singing right now?

Giuseppe: She is thick with a big ass, not fat. How many times do I have to tell you?

JMont: And how many times do I have to tell you that you will never beat me..

Giuseppe: I cant wait til he beats your ass in that ring & gives you a wake up call. I thought the Chaney loss would get you back into reality a little, but you're out of control.

JMont: Hopefully the PWE has his medical insurance up to date because it's going to get nasty. I wonder if Obama Care is still around for him.

[Giuseppe is irate because he hates when JMont gets in the mood & feels like he is the king of the world. He waves his hands in the air & walks towards the stairs.]

Giuseppe: I’ll say bye to Mia & BabyG, but you, I will deal with you tomorrow when you're not on cloud 9 thinking you're the damn president of the US.

JMont: My name is Joe, but I know how to ride a bike, so maybe I should run for president.

[Giuseppe just storms up the stairs leaving JMont alone in the man cave. What a night. What a game. Now alone, JMont can collect his thoughts with everything that's been going on in his life.]

JMont: Life has been amazing lately. I know everyone is jealous & wishes they could be in my shoes right now. But these are too big of shoes for most people to fill. I'm back on top of the wrestling world. PWE Impulse Champion as well as running things with my boy LCP. IIW International & Tag Team Champion. Soon to be OPW Immortal World Champion. I got the GoldenTicket to prove I'm the best alive. And soon enough, I will cause some more chaos & championships in WGWF. And then we have all the TV commercials, endorsements, movies, real estate, stocks, side projects. The money is flowing & I'm getting phone calls from Cuban & O’Leary about some investments they want me to jump in with them. So, needless to say, I AM THE KING! And, let's not forget, Baby GMont was just recently born as the family starts. A Millionaire baby by the way now with her bank account. I think she has more money then 75% of the PWE roster. She has a million bucks so she has $999,999 more than Jason has in his bank account. Nothing LONG about his account at all except for his account number.

[JMont strolls back over to the bar & pours himself another drink & cheers to himself.]

JMont: And then we got the wedding to start planning to finalize this great year of 2022. The MONTUORI family is back at the top of the wrestling world, & no thanks to brother P who has just been opening shows & got lucky this week with the Main Event. Miss Charlie must have been distracted by her lust for me that she messed up the Main Event & it should have been me AGAIN, not Paul, but it's OK. The Co Headliner is going to steal the show. No, not Jason, but he will star in the show as the douchebag that got his ass kicked pillar to pillar followed by a JKO that would rock the state of California during an earthquake.

[JMont then starts to ponder & think to himself for a moment.]

JMont: I wonder if this Jason Long is related at all to Justin Long, the actor & famous celeb? [Then a light bulb goes off in the head of J Mont.] Not a chance. Justin has been banging some bad ass bitches like Drew Barrymore, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Biel & most recently Kate Bosworth. And starred in some big movies like Jeepers Creepers & Dodgeball. All JASON has banged is the fat cashier from Arbys, got a free blow job from his HOOVER vacuum & is about to star in his own movie. The Downfall, starring Jason Long courtesy of J Mont of course.

[Why not? JMont pours another drink. He is home, in his mancave, so no chance of a DWI.]

JMont: Now Jason, I don't know whose dick you sucked to get a match with the Impulse Champion when you don't deserve it, but you must have done one hell of a job. I know it wasnt LCP because that's my boy & we have a plan of taking over the PWE. It wasn't Miss Charlie’s, unless she is hiding something from all of us. I don't even want to know at this point. But, after watching a little bit of film on you, I came away with 2 things. One, you truly suck in the ring. And two, you have the longest pubic hair goatee I have ever seen. If you cannot afford a razor or haircut, I got a guy that can hook you up. It won't help you in the looks department, but at least you will get rid of the pubic looking face.

[The drinks are starting to kick in on JMont right now. He is truly getting in the mood of wanting to go out & have some fun. He puts his glass down, turns the TV off & walks up the steps. In the kitchen, standing there in a matching Bra & thong is Mia who was just cleaning up a few things while the baby naps.]

JMont: God damn. Down boy.

Mia: I guess you like it. Wanted to surprise you with something new I got.

JMont: Like it? I love it! I'm about ready to pin you in the bedroom 3 times.

Mia: You're trying to have another baby already huh?

JMont: We got the girl, why not try for the boy now?

Mia: Can we enjoy this a little first? And do I need to cut you off for a little?

JMont: You know you can resist all of this.

Mia: Maybe you're right, maybe you're not. But only one way to find out. Meet me in the bedroom in 15 minutes, I got a surprise for you.

[Mia winks at JMont & walks away with all the sexy juicy ass moving side to side teasing JMont who is biting his tongue right now & ready to just run behind her & pick her up and bring her to the bedroom himself. But, curiosity strikes his mind as to what she has planned. In the meantime, waiting in the kitchen til she is ready for him, he opens the fridge & grabs some string cheese. He pulls down the plastic wrapper & bites half of it off. Finishing off the string cheese in a matter of seconds.]

JMont: I got such an appetite. One for the bedroom. One for money. One for family & most of all, one for WINNING. So Jason, it looks like you are like string cheese. Just gonna bite your head off & make sure you never come back. It’s the best thing I can do for the PWE & the fans. No one wants to see you anymore. Rewind. No one cares about you because they don't even know who you are other than some pubic face guy trying to get some money out of wrestling. With your look, you got a better chance standing on the side of the street, holding up a sign asking for money. I can see your income going up & it's a better career for you.

[JMont laughs at the image of Jason on the side of the road asking for money.]

JMont: If i saw you, i would make sure i gave you the change in my center console & maybe get you a Mcflurry from McDonalds for my good deed of the day. Are these warning shots Jason? Not even close. But I will give you a warning. Get out of my way because you're just someone I need to knock down to get what I want & that's a rematch with Chaney & this time, I won't fail.

“Some People want it to Happen.”

“Some wish it would Happen.”

“Others make it Happen.”

JMont: It’s going to happen. Jasonis just an obstacle in my way to getting another chance at Chaney, the golden child of the PWE. Next time I see him, I will make sure I not only get the job done, but walk away with the World Title. Let’s see if he has some balls to go with the pubes on the face of Jason & put that title on the line. PWE is my home & place where myself & LCP run things. The Chaney’s & the Long’s are just pawns in the game & before they even realize it, the game will be over & they will be looking at myself & LCP wishing they joined up with the winning team. Sorry guys, but there is no room for people like you.

JMont: And I already see it coming. Jason is going to throw up out of his mouth & talk all this shit. But not even 35 breath mints or 5 bottles of scope can keep his mouth clean. No one wants to hear about all the crap you SO CALLED achieved. I haven't seen proof of it, so there is no evidence to me you're worth a damn. So please talk about a big game. Please underestimate me because you think your past is worth something. Please write a check that's going to bounce. Come Monday night, JMont is going to get another win, & get back on the right path towards the World Title. And Jason can keep going down the yellow brick road & hopefully when you reach the wizard, he can help you find TALENT.

[JMont is ready for his match but there is another match he is more focused on at the moment.]

Mia: [From the bedroom.] I'm ready for you babe!

[JMont speed walks like he is Usain Bolt running the 100 meters. Before you know it, he is at the door. Before he opens it, he adjusts his junk, cracks his neck & takes a deep breath.]

JMont: Your champion is about to enter babe.

[JMont quietly mumbles something under his breath.]

JMont: I'm a winner in & out of the bedroom Jason. Not like you. I heard your theme song is One Minute Man by Missy Elliott. And that's about all I need to end the match with you. A hard right hand to the face followed by a JKO. Enjoy the minute of spotlight you will get in the Co Main Event, because you will never sniff this much attention again. Now, let me go get another title.

[JMont opens the door, but before you can see what's going on, he quickly closes the door. And that’s the same thing that will happen to Jason Monday night. The door will close on his career once J Mont does his job. And then, the last men standing & laughing at everyone will be JMont & LCP.]

DOUBT ME

HATE ME

YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION

I NEED

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