October 31st, 2007
The Cage Household
Halloween Night
We open up inside the room of The Young Cage brothers, as ten-year-old Tyler Cage is seen getting dressed in a chicken suit as seven-year-old Justin Cage walks in wearing a cowboy costume with a big grin on his face as he sees Tyler in his chicken costume. Justin busts out laughing and points at Tyler.
Justin Cage: haha, mom made you wear a chicken suit?
Tyler looks back at Justin with disgust as he rolls his eyes and turns away from the mirror.
Tyler Cage: No, you fool, mom doesn't pick out my fits as she does you; I picked this out myself because I know chicks are attractive to chicks. Its laws of attraction 101, bro.
Justin scratches his head as he thinks about what his brother just said. Tyler walks into the kitchen, where his mother Christy is fixing up their trick-or-treat buckets tonight.
Christy Cage: Ok, Tyler, I'm going to need you to be my little man tonight and take care of your brother; why you two go trick or treating.
Tyler rolls his eyes and stomps his feet as he starts to walk off with an attitude.
Christy Cage: Lose the attitude, Tyler; I don't have time for that. I'm late for my own Halloween party, and your father is running late as usual. So you'll just have to man up and do this for me. Also, take the trash out on your way out of the house.
She quickly gives Justin a kiss on his forehead and one on Tyler's cheek before running out the door to leave for her party. As the door shuts, Tyler walks over to the garbage can and tries to give it to Justin, but he shakes his head in refusal.
Justin Cage: No, I heard mom tell you to take that trash out. Not me, Tyler!
Tyler rolls his eyes again
Tyler Cage: Whatever, Justin, just grab your bucket so we can go ahead and head out with the rest of our friends.
The Cage Brothers grab their buckets and head out their door, Tyler puts the code on the keypad to lock the door behind them, and then he walks towards the back alley to throw the trash in the dumpster. Justin goes the opposite way to meet up with some of the neighborhood friends. As Tyler makes it to the alley, he starts moving quickly to the dumpster as the wind begins to sound like screams in the dark night.
Tyler Cage: Man, I like watching Halloween movies, not being in them.
Tyler gets to the dumpster and opens up the lid, and proceeds to toss the trash in; as Tyler begins to walk away, he hears some noise coming from the other dumpster that's open.
Tyler Cage: OK, Justin, you got me; you can stop with the jokes.
Tyler starts backing up slowly as the noise gets louder, and then in a blink of an eye, an alley cat jumps out of the dumpster with a fishbone in its mouth; Tyler gives a relieved sigh as he wipes the sweat off his forehead.
Tyler Cage: Thank God it's just a stupid cat.
The cat turns its head in Tyler's direction as if it understood what Tyler said.
Tyler Cage: The hell you looking at PUSSY!
The cat's facial expression turns ugly mean, and he jumps towards Tyler.
The Cat: MEOW!!!
The cat lands on Tyler's chicken suit and starts using his claws to climb up to him.
Tyler Cage: Yo, get the fuck off me, you hairball.
Tyler starts running around and screaming, trying to fling the cat off, but it stays latched on and begins clawing at Tyler's face.
Tyler Cage: Oh hell naw, not my future Moneymaker.
Tyler gets fed up and flings the cat off him right back into the dumpster. Tyler giggles a little before walking off, but the noise from the dumpster starts again. Tyler turns around slowly and sees four different cats now as they move towards him.
Tyler Cage: Bring it on, you pussies.
Tyler takes off running towards the front of the house, but the cats cut him off and start circling him. Tyler kicks at them with his chicken legs.
Tyler Cage: Yeah, how you like that.
One of the cats jumps on his leg and the other on his back; why; the other two follow him as he yells and runs around in horror. As he makes his way back to the front of the house. A surprised Justin looks at him in confusion.
Justin Cage: Tyler, what are you doing?
Tyler Cage: Get these furballs off me, you idiot, don't just stand there.
Justin looks around for something that would help in this situation. As he looks around outside, his eyes fall on the water holes. A light bulb idea comes over his head, and Justin quickly springs into action and turns the hose on, and begins to spray in Tyler's direction.
Justin Cage: Now, let's make these pussies wet!
The cats look at the water hose coming at them in slow motion, and they move out the way as they jump off Tyler, letting him get soaked in his chicken suit as he slips and struggles with the water before Justin tosses to the side and checks on him.
Justin Cage: BIG bro, you ok?
Tyler looks lost for a moment and then looks at Justin.
Tyler Cage: I fucking HATE CATS!
As the word leaves his mouth, a bright flash takes place that brings us to a new scene.
February 16, 2022
Dallas Texas
Gym
Tyler Cage looks lost in his thoughts as he sits on a bench inside the gym locker room
As he continues to stare off into space, Justin comes snapping his fingers to get his attention.
Justin Cage: Yo Tyler, what the fuck are you thinking about, bro?
Tyler snaps out of his thoughts and looks at Justin.
Tyler Cage: I thought about that day with the cats; it still haunts me, Justin.
Justin just nods his head in agreement.
Tyler Cage: This is why I agreed to do this silly match that everyone keeps calling it; you see, these cats since the beginning of time have always been sneaky evil little bastards.
Justin Cage: I know, bro, and I think it's awesome that you're going to fight that OLLIE DORITO, and hopefully, you will look just as good as Chelsea did when she won her match against the cat with a count put victory.
Tyler gets up and smirks.
Tyler Cage: Naw, Lil brother, you're thinking too little; I'm looking at the bigger picture and the bigger payoff for this match. Because why that little furball is nothing but a cat it has a big Twitter following and more clout than half the roster. I need more than some lackluster count-out victory; I need to show my dominance and entertain those suckers that paid for the show.
Justin just nods his head.
Tyler Cage: Now, did you get everything set up for me in the ring as I asked you?
Justin Cage: Yeah, Kyle is in the training ring already waiting on you.
Tyler Cage smirks.
Tyler Cage: Perfect, and he's got the outfit on, right?
Justin nods his head in agreement that they both walk out of the locker room and onto the training floor that has all sorts of workout equipment around the floors as a ring sits in the middle. As they approach the ring, we see the Cage Brothers’ longtime best friend Kyle in the ring wearing an OLLIE DORITO costume.
Tyler laughs out loud as he enters the ring, and Justin grabs his iPhone to go live on all social media platforms.
Tyler Cage: OK fans and haters listen up real good on February 21 here in Dallas Texas I'm going to do what you're sorry as Cowboys could never do and that's win when it matters the most.
Tyler laughs to himself.
Tyler Cage: You see I have a main event worthy match coming up in PWE against their biggest star.
Tyler laughs to himself as he paces back and forth.
Tyler Cage: And no I'm not talking about none of those beautiful women that hold Championship Gold in this company. They're a dime a dozen if you look close enough but the person or furball I'm talking about is one OLLIE DORITO. That's right, pick your jaws off the ground. I'm talking about the cat that holds a roster spot hostage and terrifies everyone in the locker room.
Tyler points to Kyle to come over by him and face him directly.
Tyler Cage: Now as you can see I have an OLLIE DORITO fan here who has volunteered to demonstrate what I'm going to do to your feline hero on Victory.
Kyle: MEOW!
On cue Tyler loops around him and takes the dressed cat Kyle down to the mat with a German suplex and goes for the pin and makes the count himself.
Tyler Cage: one, two,and three!
Tyler jumps in celebration and then puts his foot over the fake Ollie.
Tyler Cage: You see that feline that's your future in a nutshell. Come Victory I'm going to do this for all the dogs that missed their chance to chew on a cat, I'm going to do this for the stars that had to watch as you were announced before them on signing day.
Tyler takes a moment to breathe.
Tyler Cage: I'm going to do this for all the scared children out there that had a run in with a vicious animal like OLLIE DORITO in an alley growing up but more importantly I'm going to do this for myself and launch my name into the stratosphere. So buckle up Ollie because BIG MONEY CAGE is coming to beat the pussy down!
Tyler does a cutthroat sign and Justin stops going live as the scene fades out.
