“The New Me!”

(Sarah used with permission from her handler)

Chelsea seemed to have the Tag Team Match in hand as the young wrestler was handily outwrestling Kid Perfect throughout the match, however it was a tag team match and her partner Klayton Kross took it upon himself to tag himself in and Kid Perfect subsequently tagged in his partner Zoey Madigan Star who picked up the win for her team and once again, leaving Chelsea is search for her first win in PWE.

Worst still? Kid Perfect and Klayton would subsequently leave PWE meaning Chelsea would be denied a chance at revenge or finishing the job, instead Chelsea was competing in a Fatal Four Way Hell in a Cell Match were the winner would get a shot at Zoey for the Impulse Championship, her opponents? Wrestling veteran William Blake Mason, newcomer Acid Beth, old enemy La Andalucera and Tara Ayla! And with Zoey watching on from ringside that begged the question, will this be the match that finally breaks Chelsea’s losing streak?

Chelsea and Sarah’s cabin, Tara Fenix Charity Cruise
Thursday the 29th of October 2021, 17:00pm

Is there anything better right now?

Okay, yeah, I would’ve won my first PWE Match on the last episode of Victory if not for the fact that Klayton Kross is a glory hound and an idiot (and this is me being polite) but aside from that? I’m representing my home fed on the Tara Fenix Charity Cruise whilst competing in a tag team match on night one AKA Saturday night and I’m sharing a room with a hot chick who shares a lot in common with me, taste in music, porn background, the fact that we’re wrestlers, yeah, things are pretty good right now.

No, we’re not dating, me and Sarah are taking it slow right now because I won’t be ready to date again for a while following the breakup with Ross, until then? We’re content with being friends with benefits.

Hopefully this goes better than the friends with benefits relationship I had at first with Zoey, but considering I’m single again, this shouldn’t derail any other relationship.

”Any word from the rest of the band yet?” Sarah asked as I sat in front of my laptop waiting for the Zoom Call to start. ”You did remember to send the lyrics you wrote to them, right?”

”Like I’d forget something like that.” I responded with a grin as I glanced over at Sarah, we were talking about Krawling Khaos, a band we had formed with two gay musicians I had befriended (bassist and drummer) and my guitar teacher (guess) and prior to the cruise we had been working on material for our debut album. ”They asked for the Zoom Call not long after I sent the lyrics to them so it should be smooth sailing! No pun intended.”

”Still not as bad as watching Titanic the day before you boarded a cruise liner.” Sarah responded and I rolled my eyes in response, she hadn’t let me live that down since I admitted that to her. ”Never mind the bad timing of it, why would you watch such a bad movie?”

”Chloe likes it! Then again, she thinks that the Twilight films are the best vampire cinema since Dracula so what do I know?” I pointed out but before Sarah could respond the zoom call started and I joined it. ”Hey guys! Did you get my lyrics?” I asked, and the others nodded with frowns on their faces. ”Is something wrong?”

“You could say that.” Julian, the band’s long haired bassist, responded as he shook his head. “Chelsea, just so we’re clear, you want the band’s title track to be the album closer, right?”

”Right.” I nodded with a grin on my face. ”Figuted it would be a cool way for us to introduce our brand of Death Metal to the world.”

“We’re not saying it isn’t.” Trent chimed in our drummer shifted his weight. “But the song ends with the lyrics “Krawling Khaos Konsumes”, did you run that by anyone? Your sisters, Sarah, anyone?”

”No, I was busy getting my stuff packed for the cruise.” I responded as I shook my head. ”Why?”

“Chelsea, just do us a favour and read the abbreviation in your head.” Taylor, the second guitarist/my guitar teacher, instructed me and I did so, and then it hit me, and I head-desked. “I know you were excited to write your first lyrics ever but if we put out the song in it’s current state and someone looks up the lyrics, sites like Metal Injection and Blabbermouth will be running articles about why we’re racist! Such accusations could affect my professional life outside of the band Chelsea!”

”Fuck my life!” I groaned before raising my head again. ”Guys I swear, I didn’t intend for it to be seen that way! I just figured that since we were already using the Kreator style spelling for our band name that it would be cool to continue that theme.”

“We believe you, but this is why you should run the lyrics past the rest of the band.” Julian assured me and I felt a comforting hand on my shoulder, I glanced over and saw Sarah giving me a look that said that she was agreeing with the rest of the band. “Luckily we didn’t have a chance to get this song recorded before you left for the cruise, we can either scrap the song and start over from scratch or just change the spelling.”

”Change the spelling, the lyrics in question only appear towards the end of the song anyway.” I sighed before running a hand down my face. ”But just to make things clear, I may come from a Conservative Christian Family but I’m in no way racist! I’ve gone out of my way to distance myself from everything my parents stand for and that includes their views on race and homosexuality!”

“We believe you but you gotta be careful about this stuff Chelsea.” Trent assured me and I nodded in response. “The bass, drum and guitar tracks for that song should be done by the time you guys return from the cruise, we’ll send you over our work once it’s finished so that you know what to work on.”

”Yeah, sure, once we get past the fact that I can’t practice as loud as I normally do thanks to my neighbours!” I grunted in annoyance and my bandmates nodded in understanding. ”So yeah, my practice won’t be up to snuff by the time we get back from the cruise Taylor.”

“So long as you get the practice in, that’s all that matters, we’ll have a crash course on everything you’ve learned so far when you get back if that helps Chelsea.” Taylor assured me and I grinned in response. “We’re not mad at you, we’re just disappointed that you didn’t catch that sooner.”

”You realise that’s worse right?” I asked, and my bandmates laughed in response before they nodded. ”Sorry I couldn’t get you tickets to the cruise, but my sisters snatched the last available tickets.”

“It’s fine, me and Trent aren’t big fans of cruises anyway.” Julian assured me and I grinned in response. “We’ve been ironing out some other tracks since you left, they should be most of the way there by the time you get back.”

”Look forward to it, and I’m sorry again about the fuckup.” I apologized again, and the rest of the band nodded, we ended the call soon afterwards and I buried my face in the palms of my hands. ”God fucking damn it!”

”Mistakes happen Chelsea.” Sarah assured me, and I glanced over at her. ”And that one was caught before it made it to a recording booth.”

”And if it hadn’t, my band’s career would’ve been derailed before it got off the ground, not to mention my wrestling career right as it was taking off!” I added before running a hand through my hair. ”I need to unwind, but I’m not in the mood for sex either.”

”Want to go sunbathe for a while?” Sarah offered, and I quickly nodded in agreement. ”With or without bikinis?”

”With.” I responded before getting up and grabbing the bag that had my swim wear in it. ”Still haven’t figured out the logistics of getting up to the sun duck whilst wearing nothing.” I added before tossing Sarah the bag with her swim wear in it and leaving the cabin.

Chelsea and Sarah’s cabin, Tara Fenix Charity Cruise
Thursday the 29th of October 2021, 21:00pm

*promo time*

This needs to end.

”You ever had something snatched from you even though it would’ve benefited both you and the person snatching it from you if it had remained in your possession? That’s how I feel about the last match I competed in for PWE! I had the match in the bag but no, Klayton had to have all the glory, well now that dickbag is injured and I’m still winless, that needs to change!”

The winless thing, not the dickbag being injured!

”And what do you know? My opportunity to get my first win in PWE is still around the corner! This time it’s in the form of a Fatal Five Way Hall in a Cell Match at PWE’s first PPV against William Blake Mason, Acid Beth La Andalucera and Tara Ayla for a shot at the Impulse Championship and off course, Zoey just had to be the guest commentator for the match! How I got into this match is beyond me but there is one thing that is certain.”

Ugh.

”I can’t let this losing streak continue! I’m not saying that I’ll flat out quit PWE if I lose my next match but what I am saying is that if I lose another fucking match I am going to scream! At this point, the fact that this match means a shot at the Impulse Championship is secondary to me because I’m getting sick of losing every single match I compete in for this promotion!”

I’ll start with Will.

”At the very least, I’m sharing a ring with someone who I respect! Will every time I stepped into a PWE ring you were there pulling for me to get the win but now we’re finding ourselves in the same match against each other! And worse? This match is happening right after Xaria was attacked! Will, allow me to repeat what I said on Twitter, I’m sorry about what happened to Xaria, but I can’t allow this match to slip from my fingers, I will win this match, even if I have to beat a friend along the way!”

Next up is Beth and La Andalucera.

”Just for the sake of getting things done quickly, I’m lumping Beth and Andalucera together for this part of the promo, why? Because I don’t have as much to say about them, Beth you just debuted for the company, and you’ve been impressive since then, but it’ll take more than an impressive newcomer to stop me on my quest for that illusive win! And Andalucera? You seemed to have a problem with me when my ex worked for PWE but since he left and especially since the breakup that seemed to have stopped, regardless, you cost me my second match in the company and it’s time for payback!”

And finally, it’s Tara.

”Hey! What do you know? One of my opponents from that second match is also in this match! Tara that match may not seem like it was all that long ago but trust me when I say that to me it feels like a lifetime ago! What I’m saying is that I’m not the same person you faced in that tag team match, and I’ll prove it when I win this Fatal Five Way Match and finally win my first PWE match!”

It’s that simple.

”Going on a losing streak is bad enough, going on a losing streak you’re doing much better in other companies and dealing with a breakup? That’s ten times worse! But this match is the start of The New Me in PWE meaning that that losing streak will end at Annihilation and neither William nor Beth nor Andalucera nor Tara will stand in my way of getting across the ever illusive finish line!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

”Oh and by the way? When I said that I’m doing much better in other companies, I mean that I have a title shot in my future already thanks to my efforts over in Rev1 yet when I signed up for this cruise, I chose to represent PWE, why? Because they are my home fed and Will, Beth, Andalucera and Tara are about to find out that nothing will stop me from replicating that success in PWE and why I’m known as the “Nightmare Angel” Chelsea Skye and that once the bell rings, the Skyes the Limit! Zoey, I hope you will be watching closely because I’m coming for your title next!”

I went to get some guitar practice done as the scene fades.