"J Mont" Impulse is my next Championship! "Mia"

“Everyone has fire, but the champion knows when to ignite the spark.”

[The time has finally come. J Mont is stepping into a PWE ring for the first time after signing a very lucrative contract. No one thought the day would come because once FIGHT NYC closed its doors, that's when J Mont told the world he was going to stay a free agent for a long time while he got his life in order. Go down the list of things he wanted to and it seemed like a forgone conclusion you wouldn’t see him land in any federation for the long term. But, things have changed and he accomplished a lot of the things he wanted to do in a timely manner. From shooting some commercials, to a big time movie, to getting the mansion built for Mia and his daughter on the way, to getting his business ventures in order, to handling some family business, to also helping out Chris Page with a battle or 2, and finally making sure MIA was good and ok with him stepping back into the squared circle on a full time basis.]

[Most soon to be mothers wouldn’t dare wanna see their man working all these hours and traveling all over the world while a baby is on the way or when the baby comes. But once Mia saw the flexible schedule J Mont has with the PWE, she was all for it and knows this is going to be good for the career of J Mont and the family. A lot of men won't understand that to make a relationship work, you have to have trust, communication and compromise. J Mont wanted to continue causing havoc in and out of the ring, and Mia wanted him home with the family to build memories. Well, after their talk, signing with PWE was the perfect compromise. The money was there. The scheduling was there. The talent was there. And most of all, it's one of the top companies today that J Mont can brag about taking over.]

[Let’s fade in and see the happy couple as in just a few weeks, Mia will be giving birth to their little girl G Mont.]

[We could go on and on and on and on at how beautiful and lavish the home of J Mont is, but there is no point in bragging just yet. Once their new 15 million dollar mansion is complete in just less than 2 weeks, you know damn well you will hear all about it. But right now, in the kitchen is where you see J Mont and Mia. What a sexy ass couple they are. One man in the best shape of his life while the other one has packed on quite a few pounds. Ok, just kidding. J Mont loves his pregnant wife and always kids around, but when push comes to shove, he will do anything for her. Even wake up at 3 am with a stiffey and go out and get her some wings she wants. But back to the kitchen where you have lavish materials like marble and gold to unique artworks and chandeliers. A beautiful crystal glass island is where they stand across from one another, looking at eachother like teenages in the love phase of their relationship.]

J Mont: I'm such a lucky guy. Fuck lotto, call me your leader.

Mia: I feel bad that i got to murder that dude from Leave it to Beaver.

[J Mont and Mia let out some laughter as they just had a moment from the movie 8 mile.]

J Mont: It’s scary how well you know me.

Mia: I know everything about you, and I mean everything.

J Mont: Pop quiz then miss smarty pants.

Mia: Bring it on and if I get it right, you will take your cute ass to the Rabbit and get me some Teriyaki wings and fries too.

J Mont: And if I win, I want some head on the balcony outside for the world to see.

Mia: You do realize that I'm about to burst out a baby and can't bend over.

J Mont: It’s cool babes. I got a chair for you out there that will work. That’s how confident I am.

Mia: Maybe you need to go to the doctor to get your head checked out. I know you passed your PWE physical but maybe they let a few things slide because of who you are.

J Mont: Are you ready to suck? I mean try to answer this question?

Mia: Are you ready to kiss my ass and get my wings?

J Mont: Who did I lose my virginity to? HAHA. Good luck.

[Mia stands there like “What the Fuck kind of question is that?” Looking at her man with a look of anger because she wasn't around for that. J Mont is 41 years old and this happened a long ass time ago.]

Mia: Ummmmmmmmm

J Mont: Cat got your tongue? Hope that mouth is ready!

Mia: My mouth is ready!

[J Mont starts to walk around the counter towards Mia.]

Mia: To answer your question!

[J Mont stops in his tracks looking at Mia. There is no way she has this answer.]

Mia: I know it wasnt that whore Sahara. I know it wasn't the minimum wage Amazon worker Allison. So, if I had to take a guess. I would say her name was Ashanti Williams.

[J Mont’s face is in complete shock. A shock like the Detroit Lions just won the Super Bowl Shock.]

J Mont: How the hell did you know that? I didn’t even say that in my documentary or on 60 minutes.

Mia: Thank you Mama Mont for getting me some wings and fries.

J Mont: MOM!!!!!! I knew you 2 were close but wow, she spilled my dirt.

Mia: I asked her a while back who your first love was and she told me how cute you two were and how you thought she was the one and so on.

J Mont: Well, I may have lost this question but I won in the long haul. I got you.

[Mia walks towards J Mont and they exchange a romantic, loving kiss that would make for a great movie scene,]

J Mont: Ok, let me get these damn wings again. I swear I really think I should just hire the cook from Rabbit, but I'm already on shit terms with Voo as it is.

Mia: Smart move. I need you two to get along and stop pissing her off.

J Mont: It’s not on purpose or intentional, it just happens.

Mia: Here is something on purpose. GET MY DAMN WINGS. Me and the baby are hungry!

[J Mont shakes his head smiling as he walks out of the kitchen and towards the front door. Usually, this is where Shaquille Oatmeal comes into play and drives and helps out, but he is on vacation this week visiting his family in Los Angeles. That leaves J Mont to drive and do all the work.]

J Mont: Hopefully I don't get another ticket on the way. Judge Mathis is really getting tired of me asking for favors to get all these tickets waved. But shit, hes pretty much on my payroll, so fuck it. As Rick Ross would say. Let’s go SPEEDINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

[J Mont looks over at his Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. All blacked out of course. Top speed of 254 miles per hour. Imagine presenting that ticket to your lawyer and judge friend. Also, 2 million reasons why he should take it out since it just sat around for a few weeks not being used.]

J Mont: I wonder how much it cost to fill this bitch up?

[J Mont just laughs at himself because as any rich person would do, they just fill it up and don't even look at the pump or receipt.]

J Mont: And it looks like August 1st live from the House of Blues, they decided to fill up the ring for me too. And for the love of god. Who are these people? Do I need to sit down and actually study who I'm facing? There are 6 people coming at me and I only heard of 1. Good ol Betsy Granger. The woman who made headlines when she got dumped by James Raven. Maybe the best thing for her at this time is to use her Impossible Traveler miles and get far away from Florida because I will make sure first hand that I send her ass with a JKO all the way back to Iowa. And what's so great about Iowa? The Bridges of Madison County? Come on Betsy, walk along the bridge so I can destroy and watch you fall all the way down so when you're looking up, you will see me holding high, the PWE IMPULSE CHAMPIONSHIP. And I know James Raven wouldn't mind seeing me embarrass you in that ring. Maybe when we lock eyes in that ring, I'll call you Atara and just see how truly mad you can get. That will be fun but even more fun will be when you realize that you have no chance of getting by me this time. Travel to space, get some aliens to help you, it doesn't matter. Betsy Granger will be a name etched into my PWE debut as some who fell to me just like when Steve Urkel falls down and says “ I have fallen and I can't get up.”

[J Mont sees a small bug on the side mirror and flicks it off.]

J Mont: And the kick is good. And let's keep the bitches coming. If I was a single man, this would be even more fun with all these girls in the match, but I'm here for one thing and one thing only. To get the gold and keep it moving. So Emily Williams, you can admire me and stare at me in the ring, but you won't be getting this meat. Snap into a slim jim and enjoy that. The only feeling you may get from me is when you bump into me in the ring, but that's it. My prerogative is to send you back to 8 mile so you can sing outside your camper drinking your life away, waiting for the night time to play some bingo in hopes of winning it big. B4. And before you think you think you have any chance with me inside the ring, just know you have no chance in hell of moving this 260 pound chiseled art work body. I'm going to send your 135 pound no ass body out of the ring, out of the house of blues and all the way to the 50 yard line in Tampa. At least then maybe you will get lucky and get a Tom Brady autograph. You are signing your career away by stepping into the ring with me.

[The thoughts of Tom Brady go through the mind of J Mont, and not the way you sick bastards are thinking.]

J Mont: That man is 45 years old and still on the top of his game. Everyone says he is going to lose it soon and keeps coming back and putting up record numbers. Call me Tom Brady 2.0. I'm coming back to win some more gold to add to the mantle and show everyone that I STILL GOT IT and that I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. So everybody needs to stay in their lane and out of mine. I'm in the fast lane speeding by you all and winning this damn title. Which leads me to Jensen Lane. When i first saw your name in the match, i thought you were a dude, till i was informed you were just a nerdy ass wanna be Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. What are you going to do? Knock me out with a Dictionary or poke me with your nerdy glasses? Better yet, are you going to try to distract me with a math formula? Fuck all of that! I'm going to show you just how smart I am when I JKO you all the way to the moon so you can see that there is water on the moon. Booksmarts will never defeat street smarts.

[J Mont wants to get in the car, but his mind is racing like Dale Earnhardt Jr on the track at the Indianapolis 500.]

J Mont: I wanted to chill out and relax today and forget about the wrestling world, but now my mind is back on the PWE and some gold. But I'm getting hungry too and I know Mia wants her wings. Maybe I can make a pit stop at SfilatinoItalian Gourmet on 57th Street and get me an Italian sub on a Kaiser roll. Which brings me to this Jurgen Kaiser guy. Great last name but that's about the only good thing about you. Finally a man who can stand face to face with me and can power up with me but that's not gonna happen cause i won't let it happen. You may think you're a favorite in this match because of your size and thinking you're the devil but here is a warning for you. Just like in the movie Little Nicky. When the devil thought he had all the power and was winning. BAM! It was all over with just like that. That’s not a spoiler my friend. That's a prediction when we step into this match. 666 is not a winner. 777 is not a winner. J Mont is a winner. If you wanna roll some dice to get three numbers, we can but the numbers I'm rolling are 123. Sorry you have to feel my wrath in the PWE return, but it's better to learn now so you know not to cross my path again. You want to go to hell? No problem, I can make sure of it.

[J Mont wipes his forehead because the heat outside is starting to pick up. He really should get in the Bigatti and turn on the damn AC, but his mind won't let him. Maybe the TWIZTED THOUGHTZ are taking over again.]

J Mont: HEY JOE! What a gray song that is my Jimi Hendrix. One of the best musicians of the 20th century. A great style and innovation. Not like this other Hendrix who wants to try to stop me from getting to the top of the PWE and winning gold in my debut. Brandon Hendrix. The man who can never live up to the last name or even the first name. There are so many better Brandon’s in this world today. Brandon Lee, Brandon Inge, Brandon Weeden, Brandon Jackson, and even Brandon Walsh from 90210. Are you getting the hint yet? You're not a threat, you're just in the way. I don't care about the cheers or the boos. All I care about is taking you down as many times as I can and adding up the pinfalls so at the end, I'm the winner and you're the loser. Sounds easy but it really is. You want to wrestle the best kept secret but the only problem with that is, the secret will be out after August 1st. And that’s YOU SUCK.

[And speaking of sucking, J Mont reminds himself he lost the bet to Mia and still has to go out and get her wings before she flips out again.]

J Mont: I gotta make sure my Angel is well taken care of, not this sadistic freak one in the match. There are only 2 Angels in this world. My soon to be wife Mia and my daughter G Mont who will be here next month. This Angel in PWE is an imposter. A fake and I'm going to prove it to the world that I'm right about this. Sounds like another bitch I'm going to have to send down to hell. I hope you're ready, Angel. Hope you're ready to see the fire and darkness. Hope you're ready to have limited air, food and water. Because I'm going to make sure you GO TO HELL on a first class ticket courtesy of a JKO. And once you're down there, you can thank me for doing you a favor. Sending you where you were going anyway, I just did it sooner than you wanted it to happen. Don’t play with fire if you're not willing to burn. So, remember this. A little tip. I am FIRE, and if you play with me, you are going to get burned.

[J Mont just can't let his thoughts stop. They keep going and going, like those nights with Mia before she got knocked up.]

J Mont: Man i cant wait til the baby comes so i can start working on another one with Mia. Maybe after I take down these 6 jackasses and win the Impulse Championship, I can convince Mia I want to expand the family even more. And she knows I can do it. I can handle an Ironman Match in and out of the ring. Shit, I was Amazoned by Allison Riggs for heaven's sake. But make no mistake about it. I got the stamina and drive and reasons to keep going. Just when everyone thinks I'm out of gas and ready to just lay down, I'm going to jump right back up and keep going. Maybe my nickname for this match should be the Energizer Bunny, cause I wont die. But as far as everyone else in this match, you need to take my comments and threats seriously. There is no joking around about this. This is my TITLE you are trying to take from me and I can't let that happen. I have a fiance and daughter counting on me to show the world that I am still one of the greatest of all time. It’s not time to hang it up like Drew Brees or Big Ben. It’s time to win another like Tom Brady.

[J Mont is ready to go. The only thing that could stop him from winning the gold is himself. But a lot has changed since FIGHT NYC closed. In that time away from the ring and media, he really has learned to control his inner emotions and anger. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still always going to be there but inside that ring, you will see a different J Mont. One that will not let anyone get the best of him because of his emotions or actions. The wrestling world is not ready for this.]

J Mont: Some things aren't visible until you are truly ready to see them. I'm ready to see myself back on top of the wrestling world. And it starts with the PWE Impulse Championship. And there is only one thing in the back of mind that I will be keeping my eye on and that's Dane Preston. I know he would love to just cost me this match and laugh about it. But Dane, try to cost me this title match and what I did to you and Allison in the past was just an appetizer. You don't want the main course. You too have been warned like the rest of these dipshits in the match. I know each and every one of you is sitting back thinking he is washed up, he is past his prime, his talents are over with. But I'm going to prove you all wrong. It’s like the hometown hero Derek Jeter used to say. I love it when people doubt me. It makes me work harder to prove them wrong. He is going into the Hall of Fame and I'm going to follow him when my time is up. But that time is not right now. Timing is everything. And I have timed it perfectly with my debut here in the PWE. I'm going to show Ophelia that it’s money well spent and that J MONT will be the reason everyone tunes into PWE and buys tickets and PPV’s shows and merchandise. I have done it before and I will do it again. Trust is the strongest weapon and I trust myself to get the job done.

[Just when his vision was all about the Impulse Championship, he felt the vibration in his pocket from his IPhone.]

J Mont: Oh shit, this might be a match im about to lose.

[Mia is calling of course.]

J Mont: This number is not in service at this time. Please try your call again later.

Mia: I swear JOSEPH. You better say something else. And something else is like, you're walking inside with my WINGS and FRIES right now.

J Mont: I love you baby!

Mia: So that means you're walking in right now with my food?

J Mont: Damn, I love your voice!

Mia: JOSEPH!

J Mont: MIA!

Mia: On the count of 3, I better have an answer about my food.

[J Mont quietly gets in his car and closes the door. Now sitting in the driver's seat, he knows he is about to get his ass chewed out.]

Mia: 1………..2………..Thr………..

[Just before she could say 3, you can hear the loud sound of the exhaust from the Bugatti. That is followed by the tires screeching and ripping out of the driveway as J Mont takes off. He ends the call and goes to his text message to Mia.]

Text Message to Mia: Love you baby, see you soon with your wings and fries. And do fries come with that shake?

[Mia gets the message and just smiles.]

Mia: How can you not love this man? I know he drives me crazy sometimes, but he is always there for me and does so much to make me happy.

[Mia is calm and happy. J Mont is on the way to get her wings. Things are great in the Mont household. Only thing missing now other than the baby on the way is the PWE Impulse Championship which will be home with them on August 1st.]

“The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some IMPULSE, triggers you to finally express them.”

VICTORY XI

THE UPSIDE DOWN

IMPULSE CHAMPIONSHIP IRONMAN MATCH

[J Mont is finally going to express to the world again that he is the man to beat and be the man standing tall at the end with the most pinfalls during this ironman match. Hopefully everyone knows how to count in Orlando because you're going to see J Mont getting pinfall after pinfall with JKO after JKO. Don’t miss it but if you do, you can watch the replay or highlights on Youtube of J Mont’s hand getting raised and handed the Impulse title.]