Everyone wants to be Cat (Ollie Invitational)

The scene opens to the backstage area as a couple members of the production crew is walking a 45" television screen through the hallway. Aleena Sands, the backstage interviewer, notices the commotion as she walks up to them. 

Aleena Sands: Where are you guys going with that? 

Production Crew Member 1: Honestly, we have no clue. Some guy asked Ophelia if he could have a television. 

Aleena Sands: Interesting. 

The guys continue to walk through the hallway as Aleena follows them. A fairly small door opens as a woman with purple hair steps out. 

Jessie Jane: Baby, your television is here. 

Jessie says while calling back into the room. A man comes to the door dressed in a cat costume. Aleena Sands is surprised as Ernie looks at her with his arms up a bit. 

Aleena: What are you wearing? 

Ernie: Do you like it? I ordered it off Amazon. I figured Ollie would be more comfortable fighting another cat. 

Aleena: But you're not a cat. 

Ernie puts his finger up to his lips and does a shh sound. 

Ernie: Not so loud Aleena. I don't want to enrage the cat gods. 

Aleena: Cat gods? 

Ernie: Exactly. 

Aleena: Are you feeling okay Ernie? 

Ernie looks at her while raising his eyebrow. 

Ernie: I'm doing wonderful. I took a cat nap earlier today. Now with this outfit, I will be prepared for a claw fight with Ollie. 

Aleena: What about all the non cat people? 

Ernie: What about them? 

Aleena: Are you prepared for them? 

Ernie: That's why I asked for television. The only way I have to prepare is playing Tekken. King is always kicking my tail. He's no Ollie but he is a cat. 

Ernie tells the guys to put the television on the feeble table next to the wall. Ernie pats Aleena on the shoulder with his paw before walking back into the room. Jessie Jane is standing next to Aleena. 

Jessie Jane: My husband is very catty. 

Before Aleena can respond, Ernie let's out a few expletives which makes Jessie Jane have to walk away. Aleena is left confused as the scene fades.