Knock! Knock!

COFFEE BLACK: Built like a Tank, and moves like a bull

COOKIE POWER: Well on Victory, he moved like an inflatable tank, and got popped by the loopy Ross Hanson!

COFFEE BLACK: The man is keeping you down. Won’t let a brother get a push.

TANK FERDINAND: That’s hogwash. We could come up with every excuse under the sun. But the reality is that at Victory, I was simply not good enough. Ross was better. Angel was better. Holly was better. Zoey was better. Betsy was better. They were all better than me. It happens. I got knocked down. I get back up, dust myself off and get right back to it

COFFEE BLACK: Well technically they were better than you, but they weren’t better enough to win the championship. So in theory they’re all losers.

COOKIE POWER: Good GOD Coffee, where did that shade come from!?!

TANK FERDINAND: What I want to know is what on earth were the both of you doing out there?

COFFEE BLACK: What do you mean? We were supporting our fam!

COOKIE POWER: Yeah Tank! We even saved you at one point from elimination, catching you in the air before you dropped down to the ground and paraded you around. The crowd soaked it up.

TANK FERDINAND: That tomfoolery is also what resulted in me getting eliminated. I signed a contract that specifically states that neither of you appear on Victory. While I appreciate your support, when it comes to handling my business inside that ring, I got this. You feel me?

COFFEE BLACK: We didn’t appear on Victory, we appeared on Victory I. It’s like the Rocky movies, everybody knows Rocky is not the same as Rocky II.

COOKIE POWER: Oh snap, Tank is steaming up. Time to bounce Coffee.

TANK FERDINAND: Knock! Knock!

COFFEE BLACK: Who's there?

TANK FERDINAND: Oink oink.

COFFEE BLACK: Oink oink who?

TANK FERDINAND: Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

COOKIE POWER: Hey I want to play. Do me next Tank!

TANK FERDINAND: Knock! Knock!

COOKIE POWER: Who's there?

TANK FERDINAND: Wooden shoe.

COOKIE POWER: Wooden shoe, who?

TANK FERDINAND: Wooden shoe like to know.

COFFEE BLACK: What’s with the mediocre material?

TANK FERDINAND: Mediocre material? How dare you Coffee!?!

COFFEE BLACK: Why are you telling pointless jokes?

TANK FERDINAND: The life of a comedian is hard work Coffee. They’re underappreciated, and undervalued, and at times they will have to deal with hecklers like you berating their craft. Someone who can relate to this is 'The Comedian' Allen Chaney.

COFFEE BLACK: Oh so there is a method to the madness.

COOKIE POWER: Of course Coffee. Tank thinks methodically. There is always a purpose to what he does. Whereas for Allen it’s all about the laughter. He gave us all a real good chuckle with his joke of a showing at Victory

COFFEE BLACK: Not sure why you’re dogging on Allen for? Tank didn’t have much of a performance to shout about. At least Allen got an elimination in his match, and he was close to winning before Damian went into champ mode with a double elimination taking out him and that Pinkston nugget.

COOKIE POWER: The only reason he got an elimination is because he went POW! Right in the kisser on Klayton. And there’s some unresolved issues bubbling between him and Pinkston, they’ve got unfinished business. That business better not mess up with what Tank got going on? Or them boys are going to have a problem.

TANK FERDINAND: Now I may not agree with the ethics of how Allen carries out his actions, but Coffee is right Cookie. He did have a better showing than me. So it is up to me to work twice as hard on Victory II, to show that I’m not just a parody act. The humour, I’ll leave that to Allen. He’s good at that. Whereas for me, I’ll do what I’m good at, out wrestle him.

COFFEE BLACK: Plus you’re going to take him on a trip!

COOKIE POWER: Yeah it's pretty important, Tank!

TANK FERDINAND: Congratulations Allen, you get to ride the wave of the rainbow.

COOKIE POWER: An important fact about rain. In order to see a rainbow, you must have your back at the sun. Which is why Allen Cheney can never see a rainbow. He's always staring directly at the sun.

TANK FERDINAND: Is that true?

COFFEE BLACK: I don't think so.

COOKIE POWER: Liar... Liar… pants on fire

COFFEE BLACK: Is that a joke?

TANK FERDINAND: No, that would be Allen Cheney.

THE END. Not that it was very clear where this scene started ?!?

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